Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire RP (Game of Thrones)

[Mion]

Over OOC banter?
Goodbrothers might be easy to get. Most of their income comes from their mines instead of raiding. Introducing some Essoi farming methods and crops might also help the island's agriculture. Plus, I think Haelga could expand her people's interest in fishing with the knowledge of how many cool fish there is in the ocean. Anyone truly worthy of the drowned God would go wrestle sharks or some shit

You better hope she has an amazing speech... All the other candidates are holding rallys and shit while you are celebrating some Greenlanders wedding.


Heck Siegfried is about to address Lord Botley and Vaughan, if he gets them on board then that is a huge win for him.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Haelga probably doesn't even know what a cock even looks like Greenlander peckers are basically invisible.

Willing to bet Siegfried has erectile disfunction at this point.

 

[Mion]

He has a very fragile ego...

Don't worry, even if Codd loses he will hold a place of power determined by how much support he got. (if Siegfried wins.)

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

He has a very fragile ego...

You could have thought he would get a bigger ego with all those magnificent voyages of his.

You better hope she has an amazing speech... All the other candidates are holding rallys and shit while you are celebrating some Greenlanders wedding.
Heck Siegfried is about to address Lord Botley and Vaughan, if he gets them on board then that is a huge win for him.

I am shit at speeches so she will probably lose. To be honest, I didn't expect her to win in the first place.

 

[Mion]

Willing to bet Siegfried has erectile disfunction at this point.

Haelga is just jealous because she doesn't have one HAHA,!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Wulfgar Sparr is still alive. Mayhaps he wants to throw his name out there. The Seastone chair is comfortable.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Wulfgar Sparr is still alive. Mayhaps he wants to throw his name out there. The Seastone chair is comfortable.

Issue is no one has ever heard of him.

Haelga is just jealous because she doesn't have one HAHA,!

*Whips out strap-on*

 

[Mion]

Wulfgar Sparr is still alive. Mayhaps he wants to throw his name out there. The Seastone chair is comfortable.

The more the merrier lad get him in on the fun!

 

[Hypnos]

Don't worry, even if Codd loses he will hold a place of power determined by how much support he got. (if Siegfried wins.)

How powerful a position does one vote get you?

You could have thought he would get a bigger ego with all those magnificent voyages of his.
I am shit at speeches so she will probably lose. To be honest, I didn't expect her to win in the first place.

Somehow, through the constant use of alcohol and sister fucking, he remains humble.

 

[Mion]

Issue is no one has ever heard of him.
*Whips out strap-on*

Even the largest strap on is simply a lump of dirt compared to Siegfrieds Casterly Rock.

 

[Archon]

Now I just need to decide who my Ironborn Bronn can follow around, underdog Haelga might make most sense, since it coincides with Tyrion/Bronn.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Issue is no one has ever heard of him.
*Whips out strap-on*

The Valiant raider who tried to knock down House Grimm's gate with his own mast, of course!

The more the merrier lad get him in on the fun!

Don't worry, he'll run on an easy platform. "Fuck everyone who isn't us. The Sisters are cool tho."

 

[Mion]

How powerful a position does one vote get you?
Somehow, through the constant use of alcohol and sister fucking, he remains humble.

I'm not sure yet, but if Siegfried likes him then he could get pretty powerful.

 

[Hypnos]

Now I just need to decide who my Ironborn Bronn can follow around, underdog Haelga might make most sense, since it coincides with Tyrion/Bronn.

I think if anyone's the underdog here it's Codd, at least Haelga has friends to con olé her when she loses.

The Valiant raider who tried to knock down House Grimm's gate with his own mast, of course!
Don't worry, he'll run on an easy platform. "Fuck everyone who isn't us. The Sisters are cool tho."

last I checked Grimm's gates are still standing if you want to come and have another go.

I'm not sure yet, but if Siegfried likes him then he could get pretty powerful.

well his house words are 'Though all me do despise us' so I'm not too optimistic.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I think if anyone's the underdog here it's Codd, at least Haelga has friends to con olé her when she loses.
last I checked Grimm's gates are still standing if you want to come and have another go.


well his house words are 'Though all me do despise us' so I'm not too optimistic.

That's another item on his platform. "We're getting my fucking mast back."

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

How powerful a position does one vote get you?
Somehow, through the constant use of alcohol and sister fucking, he remains humble.

I don't even need to say anything about Codd anymore. That says enough for me.

Even the largest strap on is simply a lump of dirt compared to Siegfrieds Casterly Rock.

Casterly Rock is full of holes and lions.

Now I just need to decide who my Ironborn Bronn can follow around, underdog Haelga might make most sense, since it coincides with Tyrion/Bronn.

Haelga's group is pretty fun if you're up for it. The Muscovites have crazy alchohol.

The Valiant raider who tried to knock down House Grimm's gate with his own mast, of course!
Don't worry, he'll run on an easy platform. "Fuck everyone who isn't us. The Sisters are cool tho."

Those gates still belong to Greenlanders.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I don't even need to say anything about Codd anymore. That says enough for me.
Casterly Rock is full of holes and lions.


Haelga's group is pretty fun if you're up for it. The Muscovites have crazy alchohol.


Those gates still belong to Greenlanders.

And if Haelga's made queen, they always will be.

 

[Mion]

I don't even need to say anything about Codd anymore. That says enough for me.
Casterly Rock is full of holes and lions.


Haelga's group is pretty fun if you're up for it. The Muscovites have crazy alchohol.


Those gates still belong to Greenlanders.

That just emphasised how dangerous Siegfrieds dick is too women they can't handle it.

 

[Hypnos]

That's another item on his platform. "We're getting my fucking mast back."

I'm sorry to tell him this but that mast burnt along with all his men.

 

[WanderingJester]

I don't even need to say anything about Codd anymore. That says enough for me.
Casterly Rock is full of holes and lions.


Haelga's group is pretty fun if you're up for it. The Muscovites have crazy alchohol.


Those gates still belong to Greenlanders.

We prefer the terms "full furnished rooms" and "specialized compartments" but to each their own *shrug*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I'm sorry to tell him this but that mast burnt along with all his men.

Chuck Norris Grimm better be prepared for the next attack. Because 3/4 candidates for the throne will likely continue the war.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

And if Haelga's made queen, they always will be.

Good point. Too bad he's offering the same thing as everyone else.

That just emphasised how dangerous Siegfrieds dick is too women they can't handle it.

Mostly because of the STD's.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Wulfgar Sparr will be the Ted Cruz of this election.


Beware or else the Zodiac Killer will get you.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Chuck Norris Grimm better be prepared for the next attack. Because 3/4 candidates for the throne will likely continue the war.

No one here is going to kill Chuck Norris.

We prefer the terms "full furnished rooms" and "specialized compartments" but to each their own *shrug*

Meh.

 

[Mion]

Good point. Too bad he's offering the same thing as everyone else.
Mostly because of the STD's.

I can assure you the only disease Siegfried has is dyslexia.