Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire RP (Game of Thrones)

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Wulfgar Sparr will be the Ted Cruz of this election.
Beware or else the Zodiac Killer will get you.

Aaaaaaaand now you've aborted your campaign.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I can assure you the only disease Siegfried has is dyslexia.

Sure.

 

[Hypnos]

Chuck Norris Grimm better be prepared for the next attack. Because 3/4 candidates for the throne will likely continue the war.

He would be ready if Arren gave him help defending his islands cough cough @Archon cough cough

Good point. Too bad he's offering the same thing as everyone else.
Mostly because of the STD's.

But what's Haelga's policy on incest?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Aaaaaaaand now you've aborted your campaign.

Fine, Wulfgar Cruz will just align his forces with either Siegfried Rubio or Codd Kaisaich.

 

[Mion]

Fine, Wulfgar Cruz will just align his forces with either Siegfried Rubio or Codd Kaisaich.

I would call him BIG SIEGFRIED and the kraken LITTLE HAELGA

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Fine, Wulfgar Cruz will just align his forces with either Siegfried Rubio or Codd Kaisaich.

Cringey.

He would be ready if Arren gave him help defending his islands cough cough @Archon cough cough
But what's Haelga's policy on incest?

It's illegal.

 

[Archon]

He would be ready if Arren gave him help defending his islands cough cough @Archon cough cough
But what's Haelga's policy on incest?

Well ecxuuuuse me, if the Reach was better prepared for a months-in-the-making Lannister invasion, we could spare more men.


But rip

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I would call him BIG SIEGFRIED and the kraken LITTLE HAELGA

Cringey.
It's illegal.

This is going to be a great election year, everybody.

 

[WanderingJester]

He would be ready if Arren gave him help defending his islands cough cough @Archon cough cough
But what's Haelga's policy on incest?

Let it be remembered that some in Reach have not forgotten the vital roles the Shield Islands provide for it.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

This is going to be a great election year, everybody.

Truly.

 

[Mion]

Well ecxuuuuse me, if the Reach was better prepared for a months-in-the-making Lannister invasion, we could spare more men.
But rip

Keep that up and the Hightowers will bring 5 instead of 5000, why are you not thankfull for the 2500 men that we are bringing, I thought you asked for our 1250 men?

 

[Hypnos]

Cringey.
It's illegal.

Fuck, I guess I'm siding with Siegfried then.

Well ecxuuuuse me, if the Reach was better prepared for a months-in-the-making Lannister invasion, we could spare more men.
But rip

Ok, I'll just sit here in my strategically vital islands. I'll send your best wishes to the Lannisport fleet as they sail down the Mander.

 

[Archon]

Unless the plan to burn the Arbor Fleet wasn't a joke, the Lannisport fleet can't possibly be a threat.

Keep that up and the Hightowers will bring 5 instead of 5000, why are you not thankfull for the 2500 men that we are bringing, I thought you asked for our 1250 men?

...


Hightowers....


...

 

[Mion]

Unless the plan to burn the Arbor Fleet wasn't a joke, the Lannisport fleet can't possibly be a threat.
...


Hightowers....


...

FINE THEN WE WILL KEEP OUR 625 MEN!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Viserys is always willing to help out the Reach, still! . . .But his past self is stuck in a room.

 

[WanderingJester]

Keep that up and the Hightowers will bring 5 instead of 5000, why are you not thankfull for the 2500 men that we are bringing, I thought you asked for our 1250 men?

Sit in your fancy Oldtown Hightowers. Real warriors will defend the Reach while you all relax on your lazy bums, as usual.

 

[Mion]

Unless the plan to burn the Arbor Fleet wasn't a joke, the Lannisport fleet can't possibly be a threat.
...


Hightowers....


...

The arbor fleet is 200 war galleys and 1000 merchant galleys.


The Lannisters would have no chance.

 

[Hypnos]

Unless the plan to burn the Arbor Fleet wasn't a joke, the Lannisport fleet can't possibly be a threat.
...


Hightowers....


...

It can if they control the shields, control the wields and you control the Mander.

 

[Archon]

Viserys is always willing to help out the Reach, still! . . .But his past self is stuck in a room.

I'll be posting as Arren haha, I suppose the timeline doesn't matter.


We can just do things in non-linear progression much like the show.

 

[Mion]

Sit in your fancy Oldtown Hightowers. Real warriors will defend the Reach while you all relax on your lazy bums, as usual.

Good, just remember to listen to your maesters, I will be counting my gold dragons.

 

[TheFordee20]

Viserys is always willing to help out the Reach, still! . . .But his past self is stuck in a room.

DO IT FOR FILICITY!


AND ADAIR!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I'll be posting as Arren haha, I suppose the timeline doesn't matter.
We can just do things in non-linear progression much like the show.

Mhhm, that's what I was thinking. The Reach is a little behind too, isn't it?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

DO IT FOR FILICITY!
AND ADAIR!

OH YES, THE DRUNK THAT ALMOST YUKED ON VISERYS.


AND THE GINGER GAL!

 

[TheFordee20]

OH YES, THE DRUNK THAT ALMOST YUKED ON VISERYS.
AND THE GINGER GAL!

ALMOST

 

[WanderingJester]

Good, just remember to listen to your maesters, I will be counting my gold dragons.

We'll count the Westerland's Dragons when we throw them back to the Rock. I bet they have more in one mine than your Oldtown has total.