Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire RP (Game of Thrones)

[Mion]

Why do you think Nyalla's been single all this time?

She has been saving herself for Siegfrieds big cock?

 

[Mion]

Sadly for some, he does xD Hell he's been sleeping around since he was 13 and not all of them were single in any regard
Buzz off, you Iron born just put it in and pump away and think thats how you do it, little more finesse then that and making someone scream in pleasure only counts if their not a salt wife with an ax over their head or Ironborn woman who seem to be actually male

Actually us ironborn like it rough, even our women have mens appetites.

 

[Akio]

Why do you think Nyalla's been single all this time?

Because she needs a man who knows what hes doing? Most royals have little idea what they are doing, lack experience poor bastards xD

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Iron born can't even enjoy their own wives so they have to steal from other people. Even worse than dornishmen in bed.

 

[Akio]

Actually us ironborn like it rough, even our women have mens appetites.

Their is a difference between liking it rough, then grunting like a poor and finishing in about a minute and telling tales of your 'Prowess'

 

[Mion]

Iron born can't even enjoy their own wives so they have to steal from other people. Even worse than dornishmen in bed.

No WE JUST HAVE PLENTY TO GIVE.


Rock wives are our real wives but salt wives are a bonus of the iron price

 

[TheFordee20]

Wait, can I change my war song for the impending Lannister V Tyrell conflict?


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This'll play when House Tyrell triumphs.

 

[Mion]

Their is a difference between liking it rough, then grunting like a poor and finishing in about a minute and telling tales of your 'Prowess'

This is a complete fabrication!

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Actually us ironborn like it rough, even our women have mens appetites.

Haelga: False.


Also, Siegfried's penis size doesn't matter. If I know anything about the iron fleet it may be big but it is over with pretty quickly in battle.

 

[Akio]

Haelga: False.
Also, Siegfried's penis size doesn't matter. If I know anything about the iron fleet it may be big but it is over with pretty quickly in battle.

This, upvote to you

 

[Mion]

Haelga: False.
Also, Siegfried's penis size doesn't matter. If I know anything about the iron fleet it may be big but it is over with pretty quickly in battle.

Haelga isn't even a true iron born she doesn't count

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Haelga isn't even a true iron born she doesn't count

pfffft

 

[Hypnos]

@Hypnos , with walder hating the dornish and all that , you think he'd get mad if benji started singing "the dornishman's wife" the next time he gets drunk at a feast ?

I think he'd be irritated, though more because his son is drunk again than anything else. I mean that is if they are ever in a feast together again.

 

[Mion]

pfffft

Bugger off back to the lonely light and warg into a walrus!

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Bugger off back to the lonely light and warg into a walrus!

Even the walrus would be better in bed than an ironborn man.

 

[Akio]

Its true size plays a certain degree of importance but if you don't know how to use it your as useless as Sigfried in a bed chamber

 

[TheGreyEminence]

I think he'd be irritated, though more because his son is drunk again than anything else. I mean that is if they are ever in a feast together again.

Dont talk like that !!! Hes still got a few year's left In him !!! *cries*

 

[Mion]

Even the walrus would be better in bed than an ironborn man.

Haelga likely hasn't even been with an Ironborn man!!


She is too obsessed with greenlanders!

 

[Mion]

Its true size plays a certain degree of importance but if you don't know how to use it your as useless as Sigfried in a bed chamber

I can assure you hitting stuff is the one thing Siegfried IS good at.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Haelga likely hasn't even been with an Ironborn man!!
She is too obsessed with greenlanders!

If that's what you wanted to think.

 

[Hypnos]

Dont talk like that !!! Hes still got a few year's left In him !!! *cries*

A few years, even a few months may be pushing it.

 

[Akio]

I can assure you hitting stuff is the one thing Siegfried IS good at.

So what your telling me is he breaks things because he has no idea what hes doing and he thinks force is a substitute for skill?

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I can assure you hitting stuff is the one thing Siegfried IS good at.

Not sure hitting your women is the goal here

 

[Akio]

A few years, even a few months may be pushing it.

Its debatable he may have a heart attack if Aiden or Brandeon die so

 

[Mion]

So what your telling me is he breaks things because he has no idea what hes doing and he thinks force is a substitute for skill?

Not sure hitting your women is the goal here

YOU GREENLANDERS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!!