1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

873: enact the same level of labor laws in the us as in germany.

what’s that?

874: run around screaming that target is better then walmart. Get people that work for walmart to scream it with you

 

[Kaiju Cat]

875: paint everything pastel colors

 

[EmperorNorton1]

876: lobster hive mind

what’s that?

yeah walmart couldn't open in Germany because walmart 1. paid too little, has terrible worker safety, and refuses to alow unionization and 2. the mandatory before work calsthinetics in unison while chanting pro walmart slogans were giving nazi germany vibes.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

yeah walmart couldn't open in Germany because walmart 1. paid too little, has terrible worker safety, and refuses to alow unionization and 2. the mandatory before work calsthinetics in unison while chanting pro walmart slogans were giving nazi germany vibes.

o/o
thanks for explainimg

 

[Kaiju Cat]

876: lobster hive mind


yeah walmart couldn't open in Germany because walmart 1. paid too little, has terrible worker safety, and refuses to alow unionization and 2. the mandatory before work calsthinetics in unison while chanting pro walmart slogans were giving nazi germany vibes.

I’m not surprised.

 

[EmperorNorton1]

yup lol. look, if germany says "oh hey this is nazi shit" and if your friendly chronicaly online jew majoring in poly-sci concurs, thats a pretty good sighn that uh... yeah. oy.

877: have an army of lobsters steal all the cheese.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

878: yell someone cut the cheese

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

878: yell someone cut the cheese

lmao

 

[Venchi1986]

879 Go to the dairy section and actually start cutting cheese

 

[CackleD0g]

880: Attempt to move into the furniture section

 

[Kaiju Cat]

881: try to make bbq food with their grills

 

[EmperorNorton1]

882: demand everyone wear heelies

 

[Kaiju Cat]

883: track mud all over the store

 

[Venchi1986]

884. Stab people

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

885: Won't leave when it closes

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

885: Won't leave when it closes

886: publicly challenging the CEO to a duel (coward)

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

887: Spawning Gloom Hands to scare the shit out of other shoppers

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

886: publicly challenging the CEO to a duel (coward)

I'd ban you too if you played Mystic Mine

 

[Kaiju Cat]

888:summon Zelda’s wall masters for extra horrors

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

889: Spawning the Warden from Minecraft and accidentally killing all the customers

 

[Volkie]

890: Hate crimes

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

891: Violation of the Geneva Convention

 

[Kaiju Cat]

892: ride a toy beetle

 

[Abyss]

893: Making a deal with the local mouse mafia to let them into the food sections at night.

 

[Gears]

894: triggering, detonating or using any nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons in the frozen foods isle.