EmperorNorton1
Senior Member
895: demanding to meet santa. it is the middle of may.
1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart
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Gundam Watcher 27
A woman since 2024
896: Singing Jingle Bells in the middle of spring.
Kaiju Cat
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897: causing a mass riot
Gears
Harbinger of War, Chaos, and Poptarts
898: Attempting to overthrow the Manager and Supervisong staff before executing all who previously held power and establishing a communist system of government over the store, as Marx Intended.
Superfly47
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899: Buying the store and kicking yourself out.
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
900: enacting the shoes song tweaking it to fit target vs Walmart rendition.
Fluffy Cookies
Angelic Demon
895: Screaming non-stop
Kaiju Cat
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901: use the electric scooters as if you’re playing Mario kart in real life
Superfly47
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902: Putting mines in the ground to cause the electric scooters to explode.
Fluffy Cookies
Angelic Demon
903: Destroying the entire electronics section
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
904: turning Walmart to a giant Halloween haunted house.
Venchi1986
Eldritch Member
905: Sneaking in target exclusive products and trying to pay for them at the register
Fluffy Cookies
Angelic Demon
906: Being a Karen and constantly arguing with the manager
PYTNRP
Yes, I Love Music a Lot
907: Yell. Just do it.
Voider
Professional of Nonsensical Tangents
908: Entering the building, standing on the tallest shelf, holding up a lengthy sheet of paper stating your casus belli, and yelling out your declaration of war upon all Walmartians.
Superfly47
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909: Being a Karen and killing the manager.
Gears
Harbinger of War, Chaos, and Poptarts
910: Assembling a horde of warmongering Karen's to raid all toilet paper, essential oils, and Live Laugh Love Signs before executing all managerial Staff.
Gears
Harbinger of War, Chaos, and Poptarts
911: Calling 911 on the managers after they don't follow the hordes demands.
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
912: enact gta any gta as long it’s from the series.
Superfly47
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913: Eat everything.
Venchi1986
Eldritch Member
914: Scan Arnold Markdown at the register
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
915: paint the building red to make it look like target.
Superfly47
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916: Lick the red paint off the building and then spit the paint at people as they enter the store.
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
917: make birds shit on customers.
Superfly47
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That's what I do anyways
918: Get out the camping gear and take a nap right in the store.