1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Nokumi]

852: dress up as a Egyptian god and try to get people to bow down

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

853: There is no reason, give me your money

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

oh god-

 

[EmperorNorton1]

854: steal a plane and fly overtop of a walmart

 

[weewoo]

855: Start a mosh pit in the pharmacy

 

[Le Goon]

856: Dress up in a Cat costume, release 100 cats into the store, and run around yelling "I am the Cat King!"

 

[xpstitch]

857 : Keep loudly asking the cute cashier to marry you in increasingly obnoxious proposals

 

[Kaiju Cat]

858: skip thtough all the aisles while singing Barbie girl off key and making sure getting too close to customers.

 

[Klaides Tail]

there's so much food here and no one's eating it

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

859: Doing the Fortnite Default Dance for 24 hours straight while in front of the entrance blocking everyone else's path

 

[Gutsy]

860: Start eating all of the produce. All of it.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Number 861: Take a shit on the produce. ALL OF IT

 

[Kaiju Cat]

862: rearrange all the price labels

 

[EmperorNorton1]

863:release your pet lobster into the store.

 

[Venchi1986]

864: Threaten to sue the store if they don't kick you out

 

[Kaiju Cat]

865: dance to the thriller while max volume on a Bluetooth speaker.

 

[EmperorNorton1]

865: re-enact the assassination of JFK with a real car and a real gun because they sell guns, but with a watermelon for jfk's head. do this in the baked goods section

 

[DarkKitsune]

866: Move all the frozen goods into the pet’s section then move all the pet items to the frozen goods section. Then fall asleep in front of the pharmacy from exhaustion.

 

[EmperorNorton1]

867: RELEASE THE LOBSTERS

 

[Kaiju Cat]

868: release the hounds

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

869: get all of the crazy cat ladies to come and bring their cats then clog the toilets

 

[EmperorNorton1]

870: gay hivemind, take over the produce section. because fruits. get it?
(im gay)

 

[Kaiju Cat]

871: run cat fight ring.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

872: trash the place

 

[EmperorNorton1]

873: enact the same level of labor laws in the us as in germany.