1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Nokumi]

828: ask random people what should you do if your belly button starts burning and hurting and itching


(Mine is actually doing it Right now and idk what to do)

 

[weewoo]

829: Bark/scream at old people

 

[Kaiju Cat]

830: replace all the jewelry with kid kind of jewelry and accessories.

 

[EmperorNorton1]

831 bark and scream at young people

 

[Kaiju Cat]

832: bark and scream at everyone.

 

[Nokumi]

833: goat scream when someone walks past and flop over stiff as a goat

 

[Kaiju Cat]

834: repaint the building red and throw in a target for extra confusion.

 

[EmperorNorton1]

835: greet everyone who walks in with a "hello, welcome to target!"

 

[Nokumi]

836: walk up to random people and say “MAN I THOUGHT THIS WAS WALMART!” Then proceed to convince people it’s target

 

[Kaiju Cat]

837: switch all great value to target market place brand.

 

[junnn]

837: eat cheese and fartv

 

[Kaiju Cat]

838: literally rip the cheese in the fitting rooms

 

[Nokumi]

Gross!


839: cause a vomit chain reaction

 

[Kaiju Cat]

840: glue target gift cards all over

 

[EmperorNorton1]

841: force the employees to write dbqs about American history, and then grade them harshly

 

[Venchi1986]

842 : Film a porno in the furniture section

 

[EmperorNorton1]

843: film a porno in the frozen produce section

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

844: play hide and seek

 

[weewoo]

845: Make-out with the bicycles on the bike rack

 

[Nokumi]

846: be romantic with a Barbie and make everyone uncomfortable and when someone looks at you shout “STOP STARING AT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!”

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

847: make a group of people then bring them into a dressing room and say ‘your probably wondering why I brought you all here today’ and walk out, barricading the door.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

846: be romantic with a Barbie and make everyone uncomfortable and when someone looks at you shout “STOP STARING AT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!”

848: once that’s done start the Barbie girl sing along.

 

[EmperorNorton1]

849: decapiate the barbies and give small children the limbs

 

[Nokumi]

850: before decapitating the Barbie’s pretend to have a break up that drove you mad and “murder” your girlfriend Barbie then give the limbs to children. And say “remember children! DONT BREAK UP WITH BOYS!”

 

[Venchi1986]

851. Dressed in a loincloth and armed with a club admire all the wheels Walmart has to offer