1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Kaiju Cat]

739: Do a dirty dance.

 

[junnn]

740: sing an emo song

 

[PYTNRP]

741: Start an emo band.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

742: arrange an emo band concert.

 

[Nokumi]

743: be creepy And walk around dressed as your own version of Wednesday adams

 

[Abyss]

743: Slap the chicken.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

744: Slap the chicken then eat it.

 

[Nokumi]

745: scream “MACARONI WITH THE CHICKEN STRIPS!!” then start moaning all over the store holding chicken strips until someone says “FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS” But only say the macaroni deal ones and see if someone knows to say fuck your chicken strips

 

[junnn]

746: throw a tantrum

 

[Kaiju Cat]

747: throw eggs at customers.

 

[Abyss]

748: Label all of the eggs as having "Dissolvable Shells" that don't need to be removed prior to use.

 

[junnn]

789: advertise the rival shop’s products

 

[Son Nellie]

790: STOP! Hammer Time!

 

[Misaki]

791: Do the Wednesday addams dance all around the store

 

[PYTNRP]

792: Fake a Wild West duel.

 

[Nokumi]

793: start a pirate cult And Run into the store taking treasures off the ship known as Walmart. Basically a entire group of people dressed as pirates stealing and raiding the store while some of you chase around children while laughing like a maniac

 

[myl]

794: Start a real Wild West duel

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

Drop down into a back bend and crawl around making screech-type sounds. Don’t forget to grab at people’s ankles, too!

 

[Nokumi]

796: prosthetics to make it seem like you been injured and walk in begging for help. Crying and screaming as your face is leaking fake blood as there's a giant cut on your face (fake cut)

 

[Son Nellie]

797: Walk in and rant about how Bulma has blue hair and Vegeta has black hair but Trunks has purple hair so Trunks can't be Vegeta's son.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

798:
Hide in a cooler and jump out whenever someone passes

 

[Sir loin of beef]

799:Eat Arby's unironically.

 

[Nokumi]

800: put fake turds everywhere.

 

[junnn]

801: start anriot

 

[Venchi1986]

802: Run naked through the aisles