1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[FennecyFoxy27]

597: set up an entire movie, and let everyone except the employees eat and watch! Make the employees clean up after the mess they’ll leave watching it, haha!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

598: steal all the carts.

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

599: (almost 600 ways! I should maybe do these one day >=D ) learn a cashier’s name, come back the next day, REMEMBER THE CASHIER’S NAME! throw smoke bombs everywhere, fire fake guns, and scream “this is a robbery! A robbery for :insert Cashier’s name: heart “

 

[Kaiju Cat]

600: TP the toilet paper aisle.

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

601: buy fake plants, replace all the real plants, and make the price over 100$

 

[Kaiju Cat]

602: walk around in a shark costume and play the jaws theme on speaker.

 

[Derealization]

603: Cherry bomb the bathrooms and blow up the ceiling (I was in the store when this happened)

 

[Kaiju Cat]

604: set the fire alarms off.

 

[Venchi1986]

605: Set off every radio, phone and computer to play different song at max volume

 

[Kaiju Cat]

606: make a conga line in front of the cash registers.

 

[sunshine and whiskey]

607: Driving the bicycles up and down the aisles.

 

[Derealization]

609: Using shopping carts for drag racing

 

[Kaiju Cat]

610: Host your own supermarket sweep.

 

[Derealization]

611: Throw tablets like frisbees and try to stick them in the TVs

 

[RavenSong]

Oh god.

Uhm.. stick fake bar code labels on everything!

 

[Sir loin of beef]

613:perform the dance known as vehicular manslaughter.

 

[Nokumi]

614: during the night stay in Wal-Mart somehow. And remove as many tags as you can from everything and anything. Also maybe drink a few of their drinks since it's supposed to be hot in the store that night

 

[Kaiju Cat]

615: leave target gift cards everywhere

 

[Volkie]

616 -

Shop at a Walmart in Ohio

 

[Sir loin of beef]

617:the above is too frightening to imagine.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

618: Put a sock on someone and go "2319!!! WE GOT A 2319!!!"

 

[Volkie]

619 - Remove the 1 from the number to the left.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

620:summon an eldritch god through too many rock-paper-scissors ties

 

[Nokumi]

621: recreate a scene from the regular show where mortici and rigby get in trouble

 

[Derealization]

622: Release the percussionists into the tech section after handing them all drumsticks and tell them to go practice