1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[salem.]

648: Start an underground cult in the furniture section.

 

[Nokumi]

649: tell everyone you were sent by god

 

[Misaki]

650: Run around screaming "FuCk YoUr ChIcKeN sTrIpS"

 

[Nokumi]

650: Run around screaming "FuCk YoUr ChIcKeN sTrIpS"

LOL

651: walk up to the person who plans to scream fuck your chicken strips before they scream it and over the telecom say “MACARONI WITH THE CHICKEN STRIPS!!AH!~”

 

[Ilikepie]

652: Putting a sign in the store that says Pokemon Scarlet and Violet are free

 

[Misaki]

653: Go up and slap the person who said MACARONI WITH THE CHICKEN STRIPS and then blast “Good Vibrations” By Beach Boys and just vibe

 

[Nokumi]

653: Go up and slap the person who said MACARONI WITH THE CHICKEN STRIPS and then blast “Good Vibrations” By Beach Boys and just vibe

You forgot the AH~ moan at the end of My centance

654: start walking up to people and going

“WHERE?… WHO? YOU BEEN WHERE?? WITH WHO?? MHM? OH REALLY?? THATS HOW YOU FEEL??”

 

[Kaiju Cat]

655: Go as a hunter x hunter character and scare the crap out of people

 

[Sir loin of beef]

656:ship the hunters together

 

[Nokumi]

655: Go as a hunter x hunter character and scare the crap out of people

657: adding more detail to this. Dress up as the most realistic for real modern day hisoka and walk around saying his catch Frazer and stuff while also having various traps and tricks to make people think your actually using bungee gum like rig a refrigerator door to automatically open when your near. Or make a secret hidden spring that launches a box of food to you while you catch it and go "hmmmm bungee gum is becoming a everyday thing it seems..."

 

[Derealization]

658: Run an instance of the 'ILoveYou' virus on one of the laptops and book it

 

[Nokumi]

Pf you mean porn??

659: hack all the computers and devices on display and play a “this is a virus. All devices will self destruct and explode in 3 minutes” and then it counts down with a hazard and a skull symbol on it! But when it hits 0 mark CONFETTI

 

[Derealization]

660: Put the 'You are an Idiot' virus on all the computers simultaneously

 

[junnn]

661: Push all the shelves down

 

[Derealization]

662: Somehow write a book worse than Twilight

 

[BakedBeansIsGood]

663: Replace all the written material with a detailed description of how the world will end in two days unless children sacrifices are given.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

664:take someone to a ballroom blitz

 

[junnn]

665: murder a shop

 

[Derealization]

666: Release the kitties

(Metalpocalypse reference)

 

[Nokumi]

667: fallow people around with a trombone and play it for every action they do. No matter what their doing

 

[Kaiju Cat]

668: Go as Dio Brando and claim that they serve you.

 

[Nokumi]

668: go as hisoka and claim that you won’t let them die until they are ripe and “mine for the plucking”

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

669 (haha nice): scream the lyrics of any random song

 

[Kaiju Cat]

670: Cosplay as Mike Myers and scare the shit out of people.

 

[Nokumi]

671: dress up as a demon and go around flirting with people