1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

625: dress up as the ice king from adventure time. Sneak in at night. Fill it up with water. And freeze it over before morning. DURING WINTER. Then when people walk in say "COME HERE PRINCESSES!!! ICE KING HAS A NICE PRISON FOR YOU!!!"
 
632: pretend were in a musical and convince people their gonna be on tv. But do hurrendouse things that make them question it's legitimacy
 
636: start a walmart war and convince people the apocalypse has started so we baricade the doors and fight over food that we don’t really need-
 
639: Start running around flapping your arms up and down like a butterfly, and yell "i've transformed".
hehe trans butterfly
 
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Start running around flapping your arms up and down like a butterfly, and yell "i've transformed".
hehe trans butterfly
You forgot to put the number-

640: be weird as fuck and just walk up to people making that chicken face you saw on Ed edd and eddy with the tall boy (can’t remember if it was Ed Edd or eddy) and make mating calls while chasing them around
 
641 Hack the intercom and convince the customers the store is under Thunderdome rules and only one of them will be allowed to leave
 

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