Did you know what Cardi B has a cousin who is a fitness instructor? Her name is Cardi O.
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Wtf the Area 51 Raid is actually happening???
Beginning of game: "Hmm, you can't buy these potions, might as well start saving them."
Ends game with 857 potions in inventory
Terminator in MK11, Sans in Smash, and Kat and Emile in Gears 5. What next? Captain Price in Halo Infinite?
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
"Hey, I'm gonna go eat dinner."
"Ok."
Last online 5 years ago
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Ubisoft is the guy who says he'll do better next time and actually does.
Working out is skill grinding in real life.
The secret to living a long life is: don't die.
Fun fact: if you are allergic to pollen, that means that you are allergic to plant jizz.
Scientists have proven that 50% of the people on Earth make up half of the world’s population.
So Kerbal Space Program 2 got announced yesterday. I'm ready to suffer another hundred rapid unscheduled disassemblies to get my first rocket into orbit again.
Mojang: We cancelled the Minecraft Super Duper Graphics Pack due to technical limitations.
Also Mojang: Lololol here's Minecraft with ray tracing.
Why is it that when someone donates a kidney, they're called a hero, but when I donate five, I get arrested?
If Elon Musk ever got into a scandal, would it be called Elongate?
One day you will unknowingly place your last Minecraft block.
Audience: I'm really liking this character. Hope we get more of him.
Writer: loads gun
Some people are vegetarians not because they love animals, but because they hate plants.
Kingdom Hearts: No game has a more complicated storyline than me!
Call of Duty Zombies: Allow me to introduce myself.
Guy: breathes
Anime girl: I'M PREGNANT!
When you put zero effort into a subject you hate and still manage to get an A.
Gary! Gill!
...SOMETHING WITH A G!
Teacher: What are you laughing at?
Me: Nothing.
My brain:
When you realise that most of the Minecraft kids back then are now teenagers returning to the game to relive the glory days.
Me too.
Waffles are pancakes with abs. -
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