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  • Beginning of game: "Hmm, you can't buy these potions, might as well start saving them."

    Ends game with 857 potions in inventory
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Exactly how every RPG goes for me XD Except in my case it's also "Wow, you only get a few of this one extremely good item, I'd better save it for an epic encounter!" Never uses it throughout the entire game
    Corrosion
    Corrosion
    Gets item that has amazing stats but is single-use only

    "Gonna save this when the time comes."

    Goes through entire game without using it once

    "Huh, forgot I had this. Might as well see what it does."

    Uses it on a regular boss and kills it in one hit

    "Neat."

    DLC with more powerful bosses gets announced

    "FUUUUUUUUUU—"
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Me:

    Ends game with no potions because I never bought a single one and just used the inn to heal periodically
    Terminator in MK11, Sans in Smash, and Kat and Emile in Gears 5. What next? Captain Price in Halo Infinite?
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Monster Hunters in Metal Gear.

    ...Oh wait
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Corrections: Sans Mii in Smash. Sans himself is not in Smash! Not yet and hopefully not ever!
    Scientists have proven that 50% of the people on Earth make up half of the world’s population.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    holy fuck. the other day they discovered that every 60 seconds, a minute passes! the rate at which the human race is advancing technologically is just astounding isnt it
    Corrosion
    Corrosion
    People die if they are killed.
    So Kerbal Space Program 2 got announced yesterday. I'm ready to suffer another hundred rapid unscheduled disassemblies to get my first rocket into orbit again.
    Mojang: We cancelled the Minecraft Super Duper Graphics Pack due to technical limitations.
    Also Mojang: Lololol here's Minecraft with ray tracing.
    Why is it that when someone donates a kidney, they're called a hero, but when I donate five, I get arrested?
    LocoMetal
    LocoMetal
    You're doing it wrong. They go for a shiny penny on the black market.
    If Elon Musk ever got into a scandal, would it be called Elongate?
    Corrosion
    Corrosion
    I suspect it'll be a really long and drawn-out scandal.
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    I imagine but why would you label the scandal as elongate?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    It's a joke about Watergate. Since watergate we've had a habit of adding gate onto things as a suffix to represent scandals.
    Kingdom Hearts: No game has a more complicated storyline than me!
    Call of Duty Zombies: Allow me to introduce myself.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    I was gonna say Metal Gear, personally... XD
    official clown business
    official clown business
    the Metal Gear (Solid) series has the most complex storyline of any games I've ever played. there's no way the developers could make a different game that's even more complicated, right?

    Hideo Kojima: hold my beer
    Guy: breathes
    Anime girl: I'M PREGNANT!
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    More like
    Anime Guy: Marries anime girl for 20 years and has 6 children with her.

    Anime Girl: I--L-l-l-l-l-l--lll-ove y-y-y-y-yy-ou

    Anime Guy: W-wHAT?!?!?!?! *I never knew pinkhair big tiddied bitch-chan felt this way about me*
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    I thought it was

    Guy: breathes
    Anime girl: PERVERT!!!
    RandomBlobMan
    RandomBlobMan
    *anime*
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