With great power comes great electricity bill.
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HeLlO tHeRe
My character on PR who's a video game boss: (Nervous Sweating)
Me: Ah, finished all my work for today. Now time to play some games before I go to be—
40GB update: no.
A small man admitted himself to rehab with a gambling addiction.
It's okay now. He's a little better.
The fact that it's been 6969 days since the start of the 21st century makes life worth living.
So Bungie is selling an official Destiny cooking book. I am so buying it so I can make some spicy ramen in real life.
For those of you who celebrate it (including me), happy Chinese New Year! And may you receive tons of those sweet, sweet red packets.
When you use 'henceforth' in an essay: smorts
"How can people sit around and just watch someone play this?"
— My dad on me watching a Let's Play on my laptop, while watching football on TV
Day 7 of 2019:
Still writing 2019 when I should be writing 2020
I'll never understand people who don't shower at least once a day.
It's a new year and a whole new decade, people. Let's just hope we'll survive to the next.
Most people seeing the annular eclipse yesterday: OMG so cool! The sun is a ring!
Me: Plin plin P L O N
My favourite way to troll people: when someone asks for the WiFi password, I say, "password with a capital P."
As in, 'passwordwithacapitalp'.
Little Timmy has no arms. What did he get for Christmas? Gloves.
Just kidding. He still hasn't opened his present yet.
Merry Christmas, guys.
Finally bought a wireless adapter for my PC. I can feel the speed. Best $13 I ever spent.
Owo uwU hello
You: Break in murder
Me, an intellectual: Ding dong your life is gone
MCC and Halo: Reach for PC just launched! RIP study time
Hey can I add you on steam so I can send you Cayde-6 quotes whenever I'm on steam and see you playing Destiny 2
TIL Washington D.C. isn't located in the state of Washington.
How to prove your manliness according to Gordon Ramsay:
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