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RPN needs to allow us to give likes to people's profiles because I have infinite appreciation and amusement for yours.
If there's one thing movies, TV, and games have taught me, is that you should never fuck with a guy named John.
So I just turned 18 today. That means I'm officially old enough to buy alcohol in stores. Yee.
My grandmother told me that I look tired all the time.
In other news, Half-Life 3 isn't out yet.
Me watching a movie
Character: Speaks foreign language
Me: "Huh, wonder what he's saying. Maybe I'll understand if I switch on the subtitles."
Subtitles: [Speaks foreign language]
YOU DON'T SAY???!?!!?
Eyyy
Ya boi here
Me: Spends 30 mins playing on my PS4
Mum: "You spend too much time on that! Isn't it time to stop?"
Proceeds to spend four hours straight watching some British crime drama
Gameplay: Walks through an entire army's worth of firepower without any problem
Cutscene: Dies after getting shot once
SOMETHING WITH A G
Weeb: *References 177013 and 215600*
Me: "THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN???!!!"
Did you know? Smoking is good for the environment because it kills human beings.
I just spent about half an hour looking for something called 'cilantro' in the supermarket until I realised it's what Americans call coriander.
The man who killed Hitler is a hero who should be remembered by all.
Messing around with my dad's Alexa today and asked it to play some game music. The first thing that started playing was Megalovania.
11/10 dank
Sleeping is easy. I can do it with my eyes closed.
When you go to bed with 206 bones and wake up with 207.
Tfw the battle music starts playing and your follower runs off with his weapon out screaming a battle cry but you can't spot any enemies.
Destiny 2: Shadowkeep just launched, boys! It's time to un-haunt the Moon.
When you wish upon a star, that star is actually dead. Just like your dreams.
Me: "Riven is cute."
League of Legends players: "Yeah she is."
Destiny players: "Dude what the fuck."
Checklist to make pasta sauce:
Garlic? Minced.
Onion? Diced.
Tomato? Crushed.
Basil? Chopped.
Pepper? Ground.
Hotel? Trivago.
So... I just watched the ending cutscene to the entire CoD Zombies storyline, and I have just one question in mind:
What the hell just happened
I want to make a knife pun, but I don't think I'm sharp enough.
Did you know what Cardi B has a cousin who is a fitness instructor? Her name is Cardi O. -
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