Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
I dunno, doesn't matter to me personally, really.One motherfucker.
And depends- first or second edition? Second, based on the influence stat...
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I dunno, doesn't matter to me personally, really.One motherfucker.
And depends- first or second edition? Second, based on the influence stat...
I dunno, doesn't matter to me personally, really.
Seems fair to me.I'd honestly prefer second edition.
I need to run a Dark Heresy campaign the other day. Fuck it, maybe even a Dark Heresy-based Questing roleplay.
Screw it, let's vote here.
Captain Gabriel Rin Nyx Archdemon Dogfood Alteras HTCOR Dalamus Ulom
- Birdsie should run a Dark Heresy campaign. I will definitely participate. (Dark Heresy is a dice game that takes place in the W40k universe. The "You are a Space Marine in Space" thing takes place in a heavily modified parody of the W40k universe. It's honestly pretty enjoyable, but I'v)
- Birdsie should run a Dark Heresy-based Questing roleplay, similar to this one, however much more serious and with actual rolls, stats, and all that stuff.
- Birdsie sucks and can't run anything.
1 and 3"You owe me now," you reply to her question as if she were stupid before walking away.
~
With 6 hours to spare, you get to work.
You spend one hour meditating and refilling your soul, invigorating it with a fresh supply of prana absorbed from the environment which wasn't particularly rich. (+200 prana.)
Afterward, you meditate another hour, this time reflecting on the inner workings of your mind and how it is connected to your soul. After a while, you feel a bit better. You can think a bit more cleanly and you aren't as jaded as before. It seems that your pains have also gone away. (-7 insanity. -1 corruption. +50 prana.)
Next, you go back to the medical closet. Shinrei is talking to the pilot of the ship you shot down. You approach slowly, scaring the pilot. Shinrei merely stares blankly as can be, already being used to your vile presence.
(Up to two choices.)
- "What is your name, girl?"
- "Who do you work for?"
- "Why were you and your pal trying to kill us?"
- "What do you know of the man-eating fairies!?" (+1 Insanity.)
Stat-Screen:
Captain Gabriel Rin Nyx Archdemon Dogfood Alteras HTCOR Dalamus UlomShip Status:
Fuel: 100%
Krak Missiles: 4/4
Assault Cannon: 600/600
Speed: 420km/h
Damage: N/A
Wounds: N/A
Relationships:
Shinrei: 30
Pilot Woman: 0
The God-Emperor: 15
Sanguinius: 10
The Dark Gods of Chaos: 20
- Tzeentch: 2.5
- Slaanesh: 2.5
- Khorne: 2.5
- Nurgle: 2.5
- Satan: 10
The Ruinous Powers: 20
Statistics:
Weapon Skill: 46
Ballistic Skill: 53
Strength: 60
Toughness: 60
Agility: 45
Intelligence: 30
Perception: 30
Willpower: 45
Fellowship: 35
Influence: 5
Fame: 5
Infamy: 10
Corruption: 13
Insanity: 53
Inventory:
D-64 Storm Bolter
A powerful weapon that fires bolts. Bolts are special bullets propelled via a charge on the back that can penetrate armor easily thanks to their diamantine tips. They have a half-second charge that causes them to explode once they are past the enemy's armor. They are incredibly destructive weapons that can tear enemies apart with one barrage. The Storm Bolter is a deadly weapon of massive, increased firepower that can manage to fire 3 bolts per second making it much deadlier.
Rate of fire: 1Bolt/0.3s.
Damage: Huge.
Magazine: 30 Bolts.
Mark VI. Chainsword
A large sword with an engine and a roaring mechanical blade. The chained teeth of this sword have diamantine tips that lets it tear through armor like a knife through butter.
Fuel: 15 Minutes.
Fuel Tank
A fuel tank that may be used in a Flamer, Chainsword, or even in vehicles. WARNING: Contains unstable Promethium.
120 Bolts (Ammo)
Pimp-Staff
A, probably magical, a conduit of spatial forces that lets you unleash deadly pimp energies onto your opponents like arcane blasts. The Pimp-Staff stores 5000 prana points in it and recharges 500 each hour automatically. Shooting a pimp blast costs 100 prana points.
Fanoros Fictionomicon (Currently in Shinrei's Hold)
A puzzling tome of magecraft of unknown origin that contains arcane and esoteric mysteries not meant for the eyes of mortal men or gods.
Mark VII. Aquila Power Armor (Unpainted) (Pimped Out)
A durable example of Imperial engineering. This power armor enhances the wearer's strength and endurance beyond what is normally possible, but can only be worn by trained personnel like space marines. It also contains auto-senses in the helmet and other features, but it requires to be powered with electricity. The battery can be found on the back and is somewhat large, therefore leaving the wearer exposed to sneak attacks.
11kg of Cocaine
Ah, yes! The finest substance in the galaxy. This little collection of white powdered dust helps you get through the day and dull your senses until you can no longer think.
1.5 Liters of Blood (Low-Quality) (w/ Cocaine)
Taken from a dead Imperial servitor, this blood may be used for a variety of purposes; rituals, feeding vampires or perhaps drinking. Still, it is of low quality as servitors don't need blood. It is overflowing with chemicals and is very unpleasant in both taste and consistency. Kept in a small tube. This mixture has been laced with visible traces of cocaine.
Plasma Pistol
A sidearm that shoots heated hydrogen bolts at temperatures above 7 thousand degrees Celsius. These bolts quickly pressurize into plasma and a foe in heavy armor will be badly damaged from just one shot.
Rate of fire: 1PlasBolt/1s.
Damage: Devastating.
Magazine: 15HydrogenShots.
Frag Grenades (2)
An explosive grenade that explodes 5 seconds after the pin is pulled. Deals decent damage against all opponents.
Krak Grenades (2)
Special grenades designed to work against vehicles. One is more than enough to disable a medium-sized tank of moderate armor.
Prana: 800/1525
1 and 3"You owe me now," you reply to her question as if she were stupid before walking away.
~
With 6 hours to spare, you get to work.
You spend one hour meditating and refilling your soul, invigorating it with a fresh supply of prana absorbed from the environment which wasn't particularly rich. (+200 prana.)
Afterward, you meditate another hour, this time reflecting on the inner workings of your mind and how it is connected to your soul. After a while, you feel a bit better. You can think a bit more cleanly and you aren't as jaded as before. It seems that your pains have also gone away. (-7 insanity. -1 corruption. +50 prana.)
Next, you go back to the medical closet. Shinrei is talking to the pilot of the ship you shot down. You approach slowly, scaring the pilot. Shinrei merely stares blankly as can be, already being used to your vile presence.
(Up to two choices.)
- "What is your name, girl?"
- "Who do you work for?"
- "Why were you and your pal trying to kill us?"
- "What do you know of the man-eating fairies!?" (+1 Insanity.)
Stat-Screen:
Captain Gabriel Rin Nyx Archdemon Dogfood Alteras HTCOR Dalamus UlomShip Status:
Fuel: 100%
Krak Missiles: 4/4
Assault Cannon: 600/600
Speed: 420km/h
Damage: N/A
Wounds: N/A
Relationships:
Shinrei: 30
Pilot Woman: 0
The God-Emperor: 15
Sanguinius: 10
The Dark Gods of Chaos: 20
- Tzeentch: 2.5
- Slaanesh: 2.5
- Khorne: 2.5
- Nurgle: 2.5
- Satan: 10
The Ruinous Powers: 20
Statistics:
Weapon Skill: 46
Ballistic Skill: 53
Strength: 60
Toughness: 60
Agility: 45
Intelligence: 30
Perception: 30
Willpower: 45
Fellowship: 35
Influence: 5
Fame: 5
Infamy: 10
Corruption: 13
Insanity: 53
Inventory:
D-64 Storm Bolter
A powerful weapon that fires bolts. Bolts are special bullets propelled via a charge on the back that can penetrate armor easily thanks to their diamantine tips. They have a half-second charge that causes them to explode once they are past the enemy's armor. They are incredibly destructive weapons that can tear enemies apart with one barrage. The Storm Bolter is a deadly weapon of massive, increased firepower that can manage to fire 3 bolts per second making it much deadlier.
Rate of fire: 1Bolt/0.3s.
Damage: Huge.
Magazine: 30 Bolts.
Mark VI. Chainsword
A large sword with an engine and a roaring mechanical blade. The chained teeth of this sword have diamantine tips that lets it tear through armor like a knife through butter.
Fuel: 15 Minutes.
Fuel Tank
A fuel tank that may be used in a Flamer, Chainsword, or even in vehicles. WARNING: Contains unstable Promethium.
120 Bolts (Ammo)
Pimp-Staff
A, probably magical, a conduit of spatial forces that lets you unleash deadly pimp energies onto your opponents like arcane blasts. The Pimp-Staff stores 5000 prana points in it and recharges 500 each hour automatically. Shooting a pimp blast costs 100 prana points.
Fanoros Fictionomicon (Currently in Shinrei's Hold)
A puzzling tome of magecraft of unknown origin that contains arcane and esoteric mysteries not meant for the eyes of mortal men or gods.
Mark VII. Aquila Power Armor (Unpainted) (Pimped Out)
A durable example of Imperial engineering. This power armor enhances the wearer's strength and endurance beyond what is normally possible, but can only be worn by trained personnel like space marines. It also contains auto-senses in the helmet and other features, but it requires to be powered with electricity. The battery can be found on the back and is somewhat large, therefore leaving the wearer exposed to sneak attacks.
11kg of Cocaine
Ah, yes! The finest substance in the galaxy. This little collection of white powdered dust helps you get through the day and dull your senses until you can no longer think.
1.5 Liters of Blood (Low-Quality) (w/ Cocaine)
Taken from a dead Imperial servitor, this blood may be used for a variety of purposes; rituals, feeding vampires or perhaps drinking. Still, it is of low quality as servitors don't need blood. It is overflowing with chemicals and is very unpleasant in both taste and consistency. Kept in a small tube. This mixture has been laced with visible traces of cocaine.
Plasma Pistol
A sidearm that shoots heated hydrogen bolts at temperatures above 7 thousand degrees Celsius. These bolts quickly pressurize into plasma and a foe in heavy armor will be badly damaged from just one shot.
Rate of fire: 1PlasBolt/1s.
Damage: Devastating.
Magazine: 15HydrogenShots.
Frag Grenades (2)
An explosive grenade that explodes 5 seconds after the pin is pulled. Deals decent damage against all opponents.
Krak Grenades (2)
Special grenades designed to work against vehicles. One is more than enough to disable a medium-sized tank of moderate armor.
Prana: 800/1525
2 and 3.(This is to teach you guys that you need to unite and that your actions have consequences. Look at relationships to understand. Next time ya gotta stop the insanity that Rin is trying to cook up )
You approach solemnly. You stop near the woman. She looks up at you, deeply frightened. You stare at her for several seconds, not breaking eye contact, slowly encroaching upon her mental territory like a superior predator. Once you believe her confidence was fully shattered, you clean your throat with a raspy 'akhem,' and begin your investigation.
"What is your name, girl?" you ask, very sternly.
"S-Sarah..." you hear a reply. You nod once, in acknowledgment. Shinrei simply looks back from you to Sarah, and from Sarah at you, trying to pull his head around what you are trying to achieve.
"Sarah... Dear Sarah, please, tell me..." you pause dramatically, turning around. You look at the opposite wall for several seconds before jumping back in Sarah's direction and smashing your right fist against the wall of the Thunderhawk. "WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF MAN-EATING FAIRIES?" you demand like a true madman. You feel a little bit more insane. Sarah jumps back a little, clearly startled, though she was more angry than afraid now. Same with Shinrei.
"What the hell, Dealer?" Shinrei springs up from the floor and looks at you accusingly. "What are you talking about?"
"The fairies, Shinrei," you calmly reply. Your tone goes a notch lower and turns deadly serious all of the sudden. "--THE FAIRIES," you say, like the deluded fool you are. You can tell Shinrei is embarrassed by this revelation of insanity. "They want to eat our flesh," you further explain your point like a sophisticated gentleman. You can already feel how much your bond with Shinrei and Sarah has deteriorated in an instant.
Stat-Screen:
- Keep talking about man-eating fairies like a cloudcuckoolander.
- Apologize for your outburst of mental pollution.
- Get serious and inquire about who Sarah works for.
- Walk away without a word. Very awkwardly...
Captain Gabriel Rin Nyx Archdemon Dogfood Alteras HTCOR Dalamus UlomShip Status:
Fuel: 100%
Krak Missiles: 4/4
Assault Cannon: 600/600
Speed: 420km/h
Damage: N/A
Wounds: N/A
Relationships:
Shinrei: 20
Sarah: -20
The God-Emperor: 15
Sanguinius: 10
The Dark Gods of Chaos: 20
- Tzeentch: 2.5
- Slaanesh: 2.5
- Khorne: 2.5
- Nurgle: 2.5
- Satan: 10
The Ruinous Powers: 20
Statistics:
Weapon Skill: 46
Ballistic Skill: 53
Strength: 60
Toughness: 60
Agility: 45
Intelligence: 30
Perception: 30
Willpower: 45
Fellowship: 35
Influence: 5
Fame: 5
Infamy: 10
Corruption: 13
Insanity: 54
Inventory:
D-64 Storm Bolter
A powerful weapon that fires bolts. Bolts are special bullets propelled via a charge on the back that can penetrate armor easily thanks to their diamantine tips. They have a half-second charge that causes them to explode once they are past the enemy's armor. They are incredibly destructive weapons that can tear enemies apart with one barrage. The Storm Bolter is a deadly weapon of massive, increased firepower that can manage to fire 3 bolts per second making it much deadlier.
Rate of fire: 1Bolt/0.3s.
Damage: Huge.
Magazine: 30 Bolts.
Mark VI. Chainsword
A large sword with an engine and a roaring mechanical blade. The chained teeth of this sword have diamantine tips that lets it tear through armor like a knife through butter.
Fuel: 15 Minutes.
Fuel Tank
A fuel tank that may be used in a Flamer, Chainsword, or even in vehicles. WARNING: Contains unstable Promethium.
120 Bolts (Ammo)
Pimp-Staff
A, probably magical, a conduit of spatial forces that lets you unleash deadly pimp energies onto your opponents like arcane blasts. The Pimp-Staff stores 5000 prana points in it and recharges 500 each hour automatically. Shooting a pimp blast costs 100 prana points.
Fanoros Fictionomicon (Currently in Shinrei's Hold)
A puzzling tome of magecraft of unknown origin that contains arcane and esoteric mysteries not meant for the eyes of mortal men or gods.
Mark VII. Aquila Power Armor (Unpainted) (Pimped Out)
A durable example of Imperial engineering. This power armor enhances the wearer's strength and endurance beyond what is normally possible, but can only be worn by trained personnel like space marines. It also contains auto-senses in the helmet and other features, but it requires to be powered with electricity. The battery can be found on the back and is somewhat large, therefore leaving the wearer exposed to sneak attacks.
11kg of Cocaine
Ah, yes! The finest substance in the galaxy. This little collection of white powdered dust helps you get through the day and dull your senses until you can no longer think.
1.5 Liters of Blood (Low-Quality) (w/ Cocaine)
Taken from a dead Imperial servitor, this blood may be used for a variety of purposes; rituals, feeding vampires or perhaps drinking. Still, it is of low quality as servitors don't need blood. It is overflowing with chemicals and is very unpleasant in both taste and consistency. Kept in a small tube. This mixture has been laced with visible traces of cocaine.
Plasma Pistol
A sidearm that shoots heated hydrogen bolts at temperatures above 7 thousand degrees Celsius. These bolts quickly pressurize into plasma and a foe in heavy armor will be badly damaged from just one shot.
Rate of fire: 1PlasBolt/1s.
Damage: Devastating.
Magazine: 15HydrogenShots.
Frag Grenades (2)
An explosive grenade that explodes 5 seconds after the pin is pulled. Deals decent damage against all opponents.
Krak Grenades (2)
Special grenades designed to work against vehicles. One is more than enough to disable a medium-sized tank of moderate armor.
Prana: 800/1525
Hmm...A lot of them are outright evil, less chaotic insanity
No write-ins for now. There will be plenty of them later.Hmm...A lot of them are outright evil, less chaotic insanity
Can I do a write in for the first choice and use a mind control spell to make Shinrei hit either himself or Sarah on the head? I don't want us to kill her...yet...but I also don't think he shouldn't be punished for his insolence at using mind control on the Pimp! If no write-in, then a *suppose* 3, but that's not as flashy as using magic
For the second choice, 5. But only if Shinrei takes care of her! It will be good for him, teach him responsibility! Like giving a kid a plant, or a puppy! Only one that is likely to try to murder him and us later on!
Alright, so I guess my votes are 3 and 5No write-ins for now. There will be plenty of them later.
That is a fair point on 2, it was a bit of an outburst. And the kid is showing that he's putting his training to good use, in any case! Hmm....Outburst: 2. Like I said before, trust is key. Besides punching someone does not give use loyalty.
Pilot: 5. I agree with Rin here though I want to add that we should guide Shinrei a little so he knows what to do.
Juan.You gently call out for the kid to get over here... "SHINREEEEEEI!!!"
Your behemothic yell echoes through the several, scant corridors of the ship. In under fifteen seconds, Shinrei enters the cockpit and instantly turns into a mess. He looks with angry eyes at the escaping bounty hunter. His eyes... you know them. You've looked in the mirror one time too many to not recognize that look. Either the boy or the bounty hunter isn't going to survive the next few hours, that's for sure.
Shinrei lays his hand on your shoulder. "Can you stop him?"
- "Sure." Fire a few well-aimed shots at the back of the bike. (-5 Assault Canon.)
- "Let me try..." Fire a krak missile in front of the bike to make it fall over. (-1 Krak Missile.)
- "I'd say it's better to wait until he arrives at his destination."
(sorry for really short post!)
Stat-Screen:
Captain Gabriel Rin Nyx Archdemon Dogfood Alteras HTCOR Dalamus UlomShip Status:
Name: Thunderlight Mk. I
Fuel: 99.5%
Krak Missiles: 4/4
Assault Cannon: 600/600
Speed: 650km/h (2000km/h with Boosters online.)
Damage: N/A
Wounds: N/A
Relationships:
Shinrei: 45
Sarah: 0
The God-Emperor: 15
Sanguinius: 10
The Dark Gods of Chaos: 20
- Tzeentch: 2.5
- Slaanesh: 2.5
- Khorne: 2.5
- Nurgle: 2.5
- Satan: 10
The Ruinous Powers: 20
Statistics:
Weapon Skill: 46
Ballistic Skill: 53
Strength: 60
Toughness: 60
Agility: 45
Intelligence: 30
Perception: 30
Willpower: 45
Fellowship: 35
Influence: 5
Fame: 5
Infamy: 10
Corruption: 13
Insanity: 54
Inventory:
D-64 Storm Bolter
A powerful weapon that fires bolts. Bolts are special bullets propelled via a charge on the back that can penetrate armor easily thanks to their diamantine tips. They have a half-second charge that causes them to explode once they are past the enemy's armor. They are incredibly destructive weapons that can tear enemies apart with one barrage. The Storm Bolter is a deadly weapon of massive, increased firepower that can manage to fire 3 bolts per second making it much deadlier.
Rate of fire: 1Bolt/0.3s.
Damage: Huge.
Magazine: 30 Bolts.
Mark VI. Chainsword
A large sword with an engine and a roaring mechanical blade. The chained teeth of this sword have diamantine tips that lets it tear through armor like a knife through butter.
Fuel: 15 Minutes.
Fuel Tank
A fuel tank that may be used in a Flamer, Chainsword, or even in vehicles. WARNING: Contains unstable Promethium.
120 Bolts (Ammo)
Pimp-Staff
A, probably magical, a conduit of spatial forces that lets you unleash deadly pimp energies onto your opponents like arcane blasts. The Pimp-Staff stores 5000 prana points in it and recharges 500 each hour automatically. Shooting a pimp blast costs 100 prana points.
Fanoros Fictionomicon (Currently in Shinrei's Hold)
A puzzling tome of magecraft of unknown origin that contains arcane and esoteric mysteries not meant for the eyes of mortal men or gods.
Mark VII. Aquila Power Armor (Unpainted) (Pimped Out)
A durable example of Imperial engineering. This power armor enhances the wearer's strength and endurance beyond what is normally possible, but can only be worn by trained personnel like space marines. It also contains auto-senses in the helmet and other features, but it requires to be powered with electricity. The battery can be found on the back and is somewhat large, therefore leaving the wearer exposed to sneak attacks.
11kg of Cocaine
Ah, yes! The finest substance in the galaxy. This little collection of white powdered dust helps you get through the day and dull your senses until you can no longer think.
1.5 Liters of Blood (Low-Quality) (w/ Cocaine)
Taken from a dead Imperial servitor, this blood may be used for a variety of purposes; rituals, feeding vampires or perhaps drinking. Still, it is of low quality as servitors don't need blood. It is overflowing with chemicals and is very unpleasant in both taste and consistency. Kept in a small tube. This mixture has been laced with visible traces of cocaine.
Plasma Pistol
A sidearm that shoots heated hydrogen bolts at temperatures above 7 thousand degrees Celsius. These bolts quickly pressurize into plasma and a foe in heavy armor will be badly damaged from just one shot.
Rate of fire: 1PlasBolt/1s.
Damage: Devastating.
Magazine: 15HydrogenShots.
Frag Grenades (2)
An explosive grenade that explodes 5 seconds after the pin is pulled. Deals decent damage against all opponents.
Krak Grenades (2)
Special grenades designed to work against vehicles. One is more than enough to disable a medium-sized tank of moderate armor.
Prana: 800/1525