Fantasy Yokai Vs Humans:Battle For Blood

[Kenji Jensai]

I've got my Ai on you.....


No one wow 'Cricket Noises' wow tough crowd

 

[EasternGhost]

Ai's can keep myself occupied with this pun for quite a while. Ai's do believe so myself.

 

[Kenji Jensai]

Wait by posting that I just realized some viewers may find that offensive

 

[EasternGhost]

Offensive? How? As long as no cyclops are nearby with one eye instead of two...Ai's sure the big boys and girls will be okay.

 

[Kenji Jensai]

No I mean my roommate laughed and I asked him why he said my post was the meaning of teen parenting xD

 

[EasternGhost]

Teen Parenting? You know what...I missed that. Good point. Give your roommate the thumbs up. He or she has earned it.


 
Still, hopefully nobody is that.....sensitive maybe?.

 

[Meowfyre]

All of you are terrible terrible people who make terrible jokes and should feel terrible about yourselves.

 

[EasternGhost]

I have no shame. Maybe I'm truly evil? Whose the REAL Yokai here?

 

[Meowfyre]

By the way I counted up the human character on a whim and here's the breakdown.


Cale is the only monk and Kyoko is the only shaman. But we have a whopping four spiritual warriors, Kriestien, Ritsuko, Karlin, and Aiko (kitten). If all 4 are in once place, which they currently are, we have one hell of a defensive line.

 

[EasternGhost]

Nothing more than pins to be knocked down in the face of a bowling ball.

 

[Meowfyre]

U


WOT


M8

 

[Defective Kitten]

DDAAAMMNNNN

 

[EasternGhost]

Did I stutter? Or is your understanding of the Yokai language slipping in some way? Do you need to be re-educated?

 

[Meowfyre]

I will stick my sword so far up your ass boy, YOUR DEAD FAMILY WILL FEEL IT!


 
Also my hearing isn't quite what it used to be, I am rather old y'know.

 

[Nikolajsen]

This is getting intense. Also, if there is a fight, Ai refuses to battle against her lover's vessel.

 

[EasternGhost]

My dead family? I can't believe you can do such a thing. Old age tends to harm one's physical strength ya know? A puny human ailment sadly. I can't say us Yokai understand such human limitations...





As far as your old age...RETIRE to the museum maybe? Fossils tend to end up in that direction.

 

[Nikolajsen]

OH SNAP! RATATATATA! SHOTS FIRED!

 

[EasternGhost]

I believe I enjoy you hahaha @Nikolajsen

 

[Sen Pai]

Oh my god. I was missing out on the greatest RP roast on all time.


Well, Kriestein weighs a ton so how 'bout you go to the pound? That's where dogs get put down after all.

 

[Nikolajsen]

My pleasure. @EasternGhost


At least Masume's actually useful. Go apply some ice to that burn. @Sen Pai

 

[Sen Pai]

@Nikolajsen Oh man. Someone actually reads the characters' histories. I can't say anything to that can I-- Oh wait. One of my legs may be burnt but at least I have two legs.

 

[EasternGhost]

Sen Pai is just mad because I get more "play" then him. Everyone wants to "pet" me.


 
Awww man it looks like it's over. I was having a jolly ol good time yo!!!


 
And yes I know i messed up the accents there....bite me....no wait....I'll bite you....

 

[Meowfyre]

I may be old, but at least my bio isn't so edgy that I could decapitate demons with it.

 

[Nikolajsen]

Thank you. I do read everyone's character sheet. Maybe Kyoko should learn to read her enemies' movements instead of getting Cale kicked in the stomach? @Sen Pai


It's never over. I just need to work on this post. Lol @EasternGhost


 
SPEAKING ABOUT LEARNING, maybe Kyoko should learn how to use a damn smartphone! #getrekt #tworoastsinadoublepost @Sen Pai

 

[EasternGhost]

I may be old, but at least my bio isn't so edgy that I could decapitate demons with it.

Thats a complement to me. My words strike more fear in the hearts of Yokai then a walking historical document holding a rusted blade in need of WD-40....who was really insulted here?


 
Hopefully people know what WD-40 is....