The Person Above Rolled a 1

[WinterFever]

You try to swallow an antihistamine pill, but end up dropping it in the sink. Causing it to fall down the drain. It was the last one.

I try to pick a flower in my garden, but I roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

The "flower" was actually a fan that wasn't turned on yet. Thank goodness no one flipped the switch yet-
pushes a button, causing the fan to turn on and slice your hand off

I do the default dance, and Roll a 1

 

[nikoru]

now you cant stop dancing this forever:

i drink matcha frappe but i rolled a 1

 

[WinterFever]

I drank a matcha frappe but it urns out the matcha frappe was just milk with greed food dye in it.


I went to get on the train but rolled a 1.

 

[nikoru]

hi winter! :3

the train didnt open because it's angry


i watch anime but i roll a 1

 

[WinterFever]

The anime turned out to be a nature documentary about beetles.

I opened a new jar of peanut butter but rolled a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

now you cant stop dancing this forever:

Mission Accomplished!

I opened a new jar of peanut butter but rolled a 1.

It wasn't new. Someone took a spoon and scooped out the middle of the jar before you bought it.

I drink coffee, but roll a 1

 

[Idea]

You watch something stupid happen and spit coffee all over a gundam figure you own (or equivalent item)

I try to wake up but roll a 1.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You experience sleep paralysis, then fall back asleep for three hours.

I try to pick some flowers, but roll a 1.

 

[-Random_Person-]

It was the wrong flower


I try playing DND, but I rolled a 1

 

[DragonSlayer57]

The dice doesn’t stop rolling, and it just rolls into the distance

I get bitten by a radioactive spider but i rolled a one

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You grow two extra arms and 2 extra legs. You feel excruciating pain and can't get up, and your butt is forever shut because you somehow pooped webbing in your trousers.
Guess Spider-Man is just special


I eat ice cream but roll a 1

 

[DragonSlayer57]

My stomach hurts from laughing at that!

You had a secret allergy to lactose that your parents never told you about. You fall into a coma and your whole life passes by, As your evil twin brother takes over your life. When you wake up, Everyone you ever loved is dead, ad your evil twin is getting credit for and stinking rich from something you made!

I workout but i rolled a one.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You got eaten by a dragon you have been tasked to slay.

 

[Abyss]

You rolled a 1 trying to play this game, causing you to forgot to add a response for the next person to reply to.

I tried to put my socks on but rolled a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You pulled them up too high and now they're torn.

I play Fire Emblem on Hector Hard mode and roll a 1.

 

[Abyss]

A system glitch caused a message to go out to all Hectors around the globe, angering them; the result is your real life difficulty being raised.

I'm challenged to a staring contest and roll a 1.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

You're eyes close permanently.

I try to play Alpaca World on my phone and roll a 1

 

[Abyss]

A digital theif has broken into your game and stolen all of the Alpaca's wool. They're...not very cute anymore.

I stop to smell the roses and roll a 1

 

[DragonSlayer57]

They were drugged, and you get kidnapped.

I capture a turtle, but I get a one

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

The turtle turns out to be Bowser! You didn't have any green shrooms beforehand and died.

I try to get waffles and roll a one

 

[RedArmyShogun]

You just realized you are in a Waffle House at 3am, you can't fast travel when enemies are near.

I attempt sleight of hand in the local D&D tavern and role a one.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Your hands fall off.

I try to roll a one and roll a one

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You roll pi.

I try to catch a butterfly but roll a 1.

 

[Mysha]

The butterfly catches you.

I just wanted some cheese but I rolled a one.