The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Lucyfer]

You defeat the boss! However, the game glitches, and deletes your save file, thus allowing you no progress.

I go to buy ice cream but roll a 1.

 

[Idea]

You buy frozen solar cream…. In a rainy winter.

I want to go to the movies with my friends but roll a 1.

 

[Silly Little Guy]

You got a ticket for the wrong movie and sit behind loud tall people making it so you can’t see or hear the movie too know you’re at the wrong one. After the movie when you try to get tickets to see your original movie someone leaving the theatre tells you your favorite character died

I try to order a pizza but I roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You got a pile of worms instead.

I go outside to run a few laps in the park but roll a 1

 

[nikoru]

you trip horribly causing a knee-injury

i dyed my hair pink but i rolled a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You used toothpaste instead of hair dye.

I order a burger but roll a 1

 

[Redfork2000]

They forgot everything except the buns, so you received just a pair of buns.

I try to write a novel but I roll a 1.

 

[-Random_Person-]

I tried to buy clothes, but I rolled a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You bought a paper bag to wear over your face.

I breakdance to distract the guard. I roll a 1

 

[DragonSlayer57]

You break both your ankles in the most embarrassing form possible and the guard laughs

I ask my crush out but i rolled a 1

 

[Silly Little Guy]

You say ‘I’d like to take you out’ and they immediately report you to the police for attempted murder

I try to go down a slide but Roll a nat 1

 

[-Random_Person-]

You went down the wrong slide at the wrong time, and fell into the back rooms.


I tried to make an OC, but I rolled a nat 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You draw a stick figure named fartsticksXD

I roll a 1

 

[-Random_Person-]

Because you roll a 1 on rolling a 1, you accidentally eat a banan. That’s all

I try making music, but I rolled a 1

 

[DragonSlayer57]

It turns out you just copied an ed Sheeran song by accident and started selling it on eBay. Congrats! You just won a lawsuit!

I buy a plane ticket to Ohio but i roll a 1

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

You end up in New Jersey.

I successfully got a boyfriend and try to push him into the pool but I rolled a one

 

[-Random_Person-]

You push the pool onto him, congrats!

I Breath, but I rolled a nat 1

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You scream conspicuously, and it makes your throat sore. Also, everyone's scowling at you.

I'm trying to decipher new slang, but I rolled a 1.

 

[DragonSlayer57]

You end up finding some really cool slang and try to use it but it turns out to be gang slang. You accidentally start a gang war!

I got bitten by a radioactive spider but i rolled a one

 

[nikoru]

you become spiderman but your webs come from your butt. so that means youre like having a wedgie when swinging from building to building

i sleep but i rolled a one

 

[-Random_Person-]

You sleep so well, you accidentally hibernate for an entire year!

I daydream, but I roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

I'm in a cardfight, and I declared a drive check, expecting to draw a trigger.

I roll a 1

 

[-Random_Person-]

No you dont. The concept of the number one has ceased to exist, no one is able to even imagine said number.

I try to draw, but I rolled a… uh… fail.

 

[Steve Jobs]

You press too hard with your pen and drive it through the paper, into the table, and break the whole thing apart.

I change my bed sheets, but I roll a one...

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

The stain is also on the bed

I try to roll a 1 but I roll a 1