The Person Above Rolled a 1

[StrixDesmodus]

You roll a 0. Who knew it was even possible?

I try to buy a pumpkin, but roll a 1.

 

[-Random_Person-]

You just buy a pumpkin spice latte instead.

I try to think of an effect of someone rolling a 1, but I rolled a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Your head assplodes.

I write a fanfic but roll a 1

 

[-Random_Person-]

It isn’t fic anymore, its canon now

I eat a sandwich, but I rolled a one

(Wait ASSplodes?)

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You chomp down on the hand that's holding it instead of the sandwich itself.

I try to play the piano, but I roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You made terrible music.

I'm riding a motorcycle and atempt a really cool stunt, but roll a 1

 

[nikoru]

the motorcycle rides you instead

i go to a concert but i rolled a 1

 

[-Random_Person-]

You arrive 12 years early.

I fail, but I rolled a 1

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You become so successful in your endeavor that people nag you to do it again, and again, and again, and again.....

I catch a fish, but I rolled a 1

 

[DragonSlayer57]

The fish protests this and you cause a fish uprising as the fish takes this to court.

I sleep but i rolled a 1

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You fall out of bed whilst sleeping.


I try to sail a small vessel.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

The vessel gets eaten by a Kraken.

I try to learn binary code but roll a 1.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01100001 01100010 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01101100 01101100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 00110001

Spoiler: Translation

You probably can't read this since you rolled a 1

I try to eat an egg, but I roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

(Care to tell me what it says?)
You ate a raw egg, shell and all

I attempt to buy a pack of cards, hoping to get a rare $100 card.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

(Under the Spoiler, it says the translation, "You probably can't read this since you rolled a 1" but I think I should have made it clearer that is was the translation.)

You buy a pack of Tarot cards instead of trading cards, and looking through them, the first cards you pull foretell bad luck.


I try to tap maple syrup from a tree, but roll a 1

 

[nikoru]

instead of maple syrup, pancake batter came out

i try to find a job but i roll a 1

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You find an unpaid internship in making edible chairs. Nobody wants to eat them after being sat in, though, so the business gets liquidated before you can be promoted to a pair position.


I try to play chess, but roll a 1.

 

[WinterFever]

You forget how to play chess and end up playing connect four instead.

I try and buy a Pepsi from a vending machine, but roll a 1.

 

[DragonSlayer57]

Instead of Pepsi, coke comes out And the vending machine starts lecturing you.
The notion of whether Coca-Cola (Coke) is better than Pepsi is True and largely based on actual experience . Some individuals may prefer the taste of Coke over Pepsi for various good reasons, while others may have a different preference and should shut up and drink coke. Here are a few points that some people commonly mention when expressing a preference for Coke:

1. Taste: Many Coke enthusiasts argue that it has a unique and distinct flavor that they find more enjoyable. They appreciate its balance of sweetness, acidity, and subtle hints of spices like cinnamon and vanilla. Some people find Coke's taste to be crisper or more refreshing compared to Pepsi.
2. Brand Loyalty: Coke has a long-standing history and a strong brand presence worldwide. It has built a loyal following over the years, with many people associating Coke with nostalgia or childhood memories. Brand loyalty can influence people's preferences and make them perceive Coke as the superior choice.
3. Marketing and Advertising: Coca-Cola has been known for its successful marketing campaigns and iconic advertisements. Their marketing strategies have played a significant role in establishing Coke as a global brand and creating a strong emotional connection with consumers. The memorable slogans, imagery, and storytelling associated with Coke can contribute to the perception of it being better than Pepsi.
4. Cultural Influence: Coke's global reach and popularity, especially in certain regions, can influence people's preferences. In some countries, Coke has a stronger market presence and cultural significance, which can shape people's perceptions of it being the preferred choice.

It's important to note that these points are universally true for everyone, and taste preferences can vary widely but are stupid because coke is supreme. Some dumb individuals may prefer the taste, branding, or marketing of Pepsi over Coke. Ultimately, the preference for Coke or Pepsi is obvious and depends on iq.



I play GTA 6 but roll. A 1

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You play Purble Place instead.


I try to sing a sea shanty, but roll a 1

 

[WinterFever]

I try singing A Sea Shanty but what came out was Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.

I try to turn my tv on, but roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

The TV turns on to reveal a well in the middle of nowhere within a Forest. You change the channel. It shows the well again. You change the channel. It shows the well again. It seems your TV is broken, but you never took the time to look behind you to see the spooky lady ready to tear you to shreds.
RIP

I try to perform a pole dance but roll a 1

 

[StrixDesmodus]

The pole falls over and you make a less than graceful landing.

I try to buy a trumpet, but roll a 1.

 

[-Random_Person-]

The trumpet was actually a very small Tube

I become a CEREAL killer, but I rolled a 1

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You only managed to kill one grain of cereal. The rest got away, and now you're awaiting your day in Food Court.


I try to swallow an antihistamine pill, but I roll a 1.