The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Mysha]

The cats are actually aliens and abduct you to their homeworld for nefarious purposes!

I just wanted to microwave my butter cake but I rolled a one

 

[togasbloodbag]

the butter cake was actually just water and it boiled over, therfore making your microwave blow up! No butter cake :[

I was just trying to play stardew valley on my Nintendo, but I rolled a 1! :<

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

The game was pirated and the failsafe has been activated, causing your Nintendo to explode.

I eat ice cream but roll a 1

 

[Idea]

You get distracted for 0.1 seconds and the entire ice cream melted into your hands.

I try to find a carpet for my mouse but roll a 1.

 

[Mysha]

I took the last mouse carpet. And also your mouse. Which is my mouse now!

I just wanted to drink a soda in peace but I rolled a one

 

[Idea]

Rides in front of the army

"They took our work. They took our coupons. They took our mouse carpets. They wanted peace... they took that too! CHAAAAAAAARGE!"

Thus the 100 second war began.

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I tried answering some questionnaires but rolled a 1.

 

[Mysha]

I just wanted to ride my exercise bike for a half hour, but I rolled a one

 

[Idea]

I just wanted to ride my exercise bike for a half hour, but I rolled a one

(you forgot the first part)

 

[Mysha]

(you forgot the first part)

Oh I did not see that bit about the questionnaire! My bad.
All the question selections are heinously terrible, like “What do you hate more, happiness or love?” and “Would you rather kill a puppy by burning or beating?” and you just can’t get through this horror

I wanted to ride my exercise bike for 30 minutes but I rolled a one