The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Mysha]

The cats are actually aliens and abduct you to their homeworld for nefarious purposes!

I just wanted to microwave my butter cake but I rolled a one

 

[togasbloodbag]

the butter cake was actually just water and it boiled over, therfore making your microwave blow up! No butter cake :[

I was just trying to play stardew valley on my Nintendo, but I rolled a 1! :<

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

The game was pirated and the failsafe has been activated, causing your Nintendo to explode.

I eat ice cream but roll a 1

 

[Idea]

You get distracted for 0.1 seconds and the entire ice cream melted into your hands.

I try to find a carpet for my mouse but roll a 1.

 

[Mysha]

I took the last mouse carpet. And also your mouse. Which is my mouse now!

I just wanted to drink a soda in peace but I rolled a one

 

[Idea]

Rides in front of the army

"They took our work. They took our coupons. They took our mouse carpets. They wanted peace... they took that too! CHAAAAAAAARGE!"

Thus the 100 second war began.

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I tried answering some questionnaires but rolled a 1.

 

[Mysha]

I just wanted to ride my exercise bike for a half hour, but I rolled a one

 

[Idea]

I just wanted to ride my exercise bike for a half hour, but I rolled a one

(you forgot the first part)

 

[Mysha]

(you forgot the first part)

Oh I did not see that bit about the questionnaire! My bad.
All the question selections are heinously terrible, like “What do you hate more, happiness or love?” and “Would you rather kill a puppy by burning or beating?” and you just can’t get through this horror

I wanted to ride my exercise bike for 30 minutes but I rolled a one

 

[StrixDesmodus]

It's a normal bike and you crash into the wall.

I go trick-or-treating, but I roll a 1.

 

[Idea]

You get yourself a bunch of candy but then get accosted by a whole swarm of children who trick or treat you, and you end up without any again.

I try to have a quiet night but rolled a 1.

 

[Volkie]

A hacker overclocked your white noise machine, and now you are on your knees convulsing in agony as you pray to any religious deity above to end the 2.5 decillion decibel rapturing of the ocean’s waves.


You attempt to arrange a get-together with your friends, but decide that d20 rolling was a good idea to determine how it would go. Thankfully, as karma for this blatantly incompetent process, you rolled a whopping 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

A hacker overclocked your white noise machine, and now you are on your knees convulsing in agony as you pray to any religious deity above to end the 2.5 decillion decibel rapturing of the ocean’s waves.


You attempt to arrange a get-together with your friends, but decide that d20 rolling was a good idea to determine how it would go. Thankfully, as karma for this blatantly incompetent process, you rolled a whopping 1.

You explode as you did not follow the prompt correctly.


I play chess against a newbie and roll a 1

 

[Volkie]

You lost before the game even started.

You begin to take part in your morning routine, but roll a 1

 

[Sea Maiden]

You think you are beginning your morning routine, but you are so sleep depraved you are doing everything backwards with your eyes still closed. Your coffee cup is upside down having the brown hot liquid splatter on it's bottom, splashing everything. Your brushing your hair with your tooth brush, and your teeth with your hair brush.

I am floating on a lazy river, but I rolled a nat 1.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

The river is not lazy. It suplexes you into the sun.

I try to watch Invader Zim and roll a nat 1

 

[Jigsaw]

Your tv breaks 5 seconds into the episode

I bike to class, but roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You hit a crack in the road and flip over, your ass hitting the pavement and scraping against the road, before stopping and crapping your pants.

I do the default dance but roll a 1

 

[Daisie]

You trip and fall in such a way that you do a dab instead, and everyone around you shakes their head in disappointment.

I lie down and recover from my flu, but I roll a 1.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Your flu recovers from you.

I try to spontaneously combust and roll a 1

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You sweat out a flood.

I try to open a jar of pickles, but roll a 1.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Unfortunately while trying to open the jar of pickles you drop it making a mess.

I tried opening a bag of potato chips but roll a 1.

 

[Gears]

The potato chips remains stubbornly closed, taunting you with it's unopened infamy- before consuming you because it was a mimic all along.

I, a warforged sorcerer (My patron is myself) attempts to start a fire under an orphanage

 

[Aue]

You accidentally use your magic to summon a sentient cloud ripe with water above you, it starts pouring water out, floods you and your attempts at starting a fire and then fires a lighting bolt in shape of a wink and floats away nonchalantly.

I am about to make a hole through the planet (Earth, I mean) so I can keep jumping down and then down again in reverse there forever. I attempt to hack all nukes of all countries to use them as explosive shovels by launching them in one spot.
I assume that if I throw dice enough times I might eventually get something other than a 1, so I try rolling 1,000 dice instead of one, but still each one shows a natural 1. Rigged.

 

[Gears]

Every nuke in the world launches into space, world peace is declared- and you stub your by jumping up and down.

I attempt to seduce the dragon (1)