The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Superfly47]

Then you remembered how lousy the last movies were.

I try to make my arms grow longer but roll a one.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

They grow way too long and because unusable and limp.

I try to climb a wall but roll a one.

 

[FathersDislikeMe]

You realize you're in Russia, where wall climbs you.

I try to sneeze and fart at the same time, but I roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You shit your pants. GG

I try to fail but roll a 1

 

[FathersDislikeMe]

[I scared the dog by laughing out loud at your post.]

Failception. Leonardo DiCaprio tells you you've went too deep. Fundamental cosmic laws are rewritten, nothing has meaning anymore, the universe has become an ephemeral swirling miasma of chaos where everything lacks definition and defined physical form becomes less real than an idea. Cthulhu thinks you are a "pretty cool guy."

I try to comprehend the appeal of Billie Eilish, but I roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You are completely unable to understand anything about Billie Eilish.

I try to jump from one wall to another but roll a 1

 

[Sir Fungus]

You jump from one wall to the other, but upon landing on the other, you immediately fall into a pit of spikes, impaling yourself upon them.

I try to start COVID-20 but roll a 1

 

[Superfly47]

You accidently infect yourself and you die instantly, unable to spread the virus.

I try to read a book, but roll a one.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You read a blank scroll.

I try to fail but roll a 1

 

[Sir Fungus]

You succeed

I try to tomahawk someone with a frying pan but roll a 1

 

[wildkittyatheart]

Fails

Try to pull a rapunzel move

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You fall and break your Nico Nico Kneecaps.

I try to fail.

 

[Superfly47]

Instead you succeed at making a dish of food that you hate.

I try to save humanity from an incoming asteroid but roll a one.

 

[Volkie]

Instead of saving humanity you saved a portrait of Adolf Hitler which now floats about in the floating rocks that make up what’s left of earth.

I try to bite a bullet but roll a 1

 

[.Arteries.]

you bite a rubber duck that was flying at you instead


I try to hug someone but roll a 1

 

[Superfly47]

Unfortunately for you, everyone would rather hug a baby penguin than hug you.



I try to dance but roll a one.

 

[.Arteries.]

you fall into a bottomless pit
good luck getting out of that one

I try to eat chocolate but roll a 1

 

[Volkie]

It was poop.

I try to get high but roll a 1

 

[.Arteries.]

(oh god)

you climb up a tall building

I try and sleep but roll a 1

 

[LunarArt1]

you fall asleep on a bed of roses having thorns everywhere

I try to cry but I roll a one

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

I arrive and give you many hugs


I try to be nice but I roll a 1.

 

[Kryptic]

You drove a person to delete RP Nation because you accidentally bullied them.


I tried to burn my house down but rolled a nat 1

 

[Redfork2000]

You are first unable to start a fire at all, but then finally, you manage to generate a spark... which ends up setting your neighbor's house on fire, and then the next neighbor's house on fire, and eventually every house in the neighborhood except your own is now on fire.

I try to learn french, but I roll a 1.

 

[Superfly47]

The French tutor goes insane and murders you.

I try to learn to swim, but roll a one.

 

[Virus]

You learn to swim by yourself, but end up drowning.

I try to earn my driver's liscence, but roll a one. What could possibly go wrong