The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Redfork2000]

All the water disappeared before you landed. The only thing that'll hurt more than that impact is going to be the hospital bill.

I try to sing Yakko's World, but I roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

It's off key.

I set out to make a kaiju movie but roll a 1.

 

[Sir Fungus]

You make a kaiju movie, but The hype only lasts a day.

I Attempt to kill Issei Hyoudo (The False Harem King) but roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You killed the wrong guy.

Now Kurumi Tokisaki is coming for your ass.

You roll a 1 but roll a 1

 

[Sir Fungus]

Ohgodohfuck

I attempt to seduce Gojirin By politely asking her out on a date (Monstergirl Godzilla/Gojira) but roll a 1

 

[Redfork2000]

She decides she likes you... as a snack.



I try to roll a 1 but I roll a 1.

 

[OblaanBo]

Your table breaks in half as the die lands atop it.

I try to create yet another dragon OC, but I roll a 1.

 

[Superfly47]

Instead you create a duck.

I try to redefine gravity.

 

[Sir Fungus]

You do, no one believes you.

I try to kill Azzathoth but roll a 1

 

[Superfly47]

Instead Azzathoth locks you in a washing machine, turns it on and you get bounced around with soap and water drenching you.

I try to eat a hamburger, but roll a one

 

[OblaanBo]

It seems as though your hamburger was made with Burger King Foot Lettuce.

I try to test my martial prowess in a 1 on 3 unarmed fight, but roll a 1.

 

[Shiyonichi]

Turns out those three people were, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Jackie Chan.

I try and look for the lost city of Atlantis!

 

[Exit]

You end up walking in a circle and find Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan beating up on OblaanBo.

I've ordered some cheesecake from the Factory. They say it's going to be here in 15 minutes. I roll a 1 while I wait.

 

[Redfork2000]

After three hours the order finally arrives, but someone messed up and they brought you blueberry pie instead.

I try to write a novel, but I roll a 1.

 

[OblaanBo]

You write "A nouvelle" instead.

I try to L.A.R.P. but roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You injure yourself in the process.

I try to jump but roll a 1.

 

[Redfork2000]

You sprain your ankle when you land.

I try to run at the speed of sound, but I roll a 1.

 

[Superfly47]

You do, but you can't hear the truck about to crash into you.

I try to dance upside down, but roll a one.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

When you try it, you fly straight upwards and into space. See you in space, Superfly47 ...

I try to run up a wall but roll a one.

 

[Redfork2000]

You do it, but after reaching about 50 feet of altitude you lose your speed, and thus fall all the way back down.

I try to do a double jump, but I roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

When you double jump, you break both your legs trying. You have double jumped once.

I try wall jump but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You slip and fall into an infinite rickroll dimension.

You roll a D20 but roll a 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You fail at whatever task you were trying.

I try to seduce a dragon but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You fail at whatever task you were trying.

I try to seduce a dragon but roll a 1.

Get Torched lol.

I attempt cosplay but roll 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You realize all your cosplay sucks.

I try to seduce a furry but roll a 1.