The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Superfly47]

You do eat cheese, but then a giant mouse eats you.

I try to pickup a smartphone but roll a one.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Your clumsy ass drops it into the toilet. XD

You roll a 1 to roll a 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

What?! *explodes*

I roll to try and roll a nat 20 but I roll a 1 instead.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

OMAEWAMOU SHINDEIRU

You roll a 1 to roll a 1

 

[Superfly47]

The dice blows up.

I try to duct tape a broken spoon, but roll a one.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You taped the spoon to your face.

I roll a 1 in an attempt to draw an OC

 

[Sir Fungus]

You draw the OC...in stick figure form.

I attempt to seduce gojirin but roll a 1

 

[Superfly47]

Turns out its your mother in a gojirin outfit.

I try to type with one hand but roll a one.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You do type, but it's all in horrible gibberish.

YOU roll a 1 to roll a 1

 

[Shiyonichi]

The universe breaks down at the paradox causing it to be reset to this very moment, but your roll is wiped out of existence.

I try to reach 88 miles to time travel.

 

[Andei]

You reach 87 miles then your heart gives out.

I make instant noodles but roll a one.

 

[Superfly47]

The noodles are actually worms who get very angry when they get heated up.

I go trick-or-treating but roll a one.

 

[swamp fairy]

You get all tricks and no treats!

I'm trying to sleep but roll a 1.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

You slept on a bed of flaming knives while your sleep paralysis demon did the macarena in front of you to Cotton-Eye Joe.

I try to get the dragon balls to wish for my gramma to come over, but, alas, I have rolled a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Goku Swiped your dragon balls before you could make a wish by wishing for Yamcha to be revived.

You roll a 1 and you roll a 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Seriously why- *explodes*

I roll to ignore traffic safety laws but the roll is a 1.

 

[Superfly47]

A traffic safety ferry has cast a spell so whenever you slept, you have nightmares of you being hurt violating traffic laws.

I roll to meet Jesus but roll a one.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

You meet Ra instead

I try to fight a demon but roll a 1

 

[Superfly47]

Turns out the demon is actually a hallucination in your head that won't leave you and you can't kill it.

I try to take the highroad but roll a one.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

You end up taking the lowroad to a dimension of infinite rickrolling.

I try to fight monsters and roll a 1

 

[Superfly47]

The first monster you fight has a nuclear warhead inside and before you can even start to fight it goes off.

I try to grow another foot taller but roll a one.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Insteadof growing another foot taller, you just grow another foot. You now have 3 feet.

I try to slap Zim, but roll a 1

 

[OblaanBo]

When you try to slap them, they effortlessly dodge. This causes you to loose your balance and take a tumble off a cliff.

I tried fire a rifle, but rolled a 1.

 

[Redfork2000]

The rifle exploded in your hands, leaving you with serious injuries.

I try to go back in time to fix my mistakes, but I roll a 1.

 

[OblaanBo]

You end up causing a butterfly effect that ends up with you making many, many, more mistakes than you would have otherwise. Might as well add time travel to that list.

I tried to do a swan dive into a pool but rolled a 1.