The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The dragon burns you to crisp.

I try to hug someone but roll a 1.

 

[Ilikepie]

The person dodges the hug repeatedly


I try to trap a fox in a box but roll a 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The fox instead traps you in a box.

I try to trap a human in a box but roll a one-

 

[Venchi1986]

The human uses their hands to lift the box in order to escape and throws it at your head.

I try to throw a box at an anthropomorphic fox but I roll an one.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The box instead hits a chandelier and begins to fall.

I try to evade a chandelier falling but I roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

It falls on top of you, trapping your poor foxy fail.

I try to start a new fanfic but roll a 1.

 

[Betsumei No Ishi]

Somehow, your laptop or paper spontaneously combusts. Your idea's too bad.

I try to spend m o n e y but roll a 1

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

(Bold of you to assume I use a laptop or paper )
Years of careful saving simply will not permit it.

I attempt to make a meme but took a 1.

 

[Betsumei No Ishi]

Wrong. You STOLE a meme instead

I try to gift someone a kitchen knife but roll a 1

 

[Ilikepie]

they think you are trying to kill them so they stab you

I attempt to make a silly rp on this site but roll a 1

 

[Betsumei No Ishi]

No one likes it

I try to play the piano, but rolled a 1

 

[Ilikepie]

you break the piano after pressing a single key

I try to ban hunting humanoid foxes in this thread but roll a 1

 

[Venchi1986]

You end making a new rule that makes hunting humanoid foxes required, with the penalty for refusing being death by getting turned into a humanoid fox.

I try to ask directions to the nearest gas station but roll an one

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Apparently the gas station people don't speak English.

I try to improve a story I wrote more than a year ago, but roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

I try to ban hunting humanoid foxes in this thread but roll a 1

(Thanks for trying.)

The story instead becomes worse!

I try to fight back the hunters but roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

They catch and eat you

I try to read a fanfic but roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Well I don't really have any meat on my bones-
God, this fanfic is awful! Who wrote this? Oh. You wrote this.

I try to just... run. I roll a Nat 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

(My worst nightmare! Jk XP)
You slip on a banana peel, land in a pond, and when taken to the hospital, find out you have a concussion and a twisted ankle? How did that happen?

I attempt to write an RP post but roll a 1.

 

[Sir Fungus]

It is a simple one sentence post, everyone disliked that.

I try to seduce 2B but roll a 1

 

[Venchi1986]

You successfully seduce her, unfortunately you find out the hard way that the advice to not fist android girls is something you really should follow.

I try to make french fries but I rolled an 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You 'french fry' your hands. You dummy.

I try to bake a cake but roll a 1.

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

You are able to bake it, but unfortunanrtly you left the oven on after taking it out of the oven, and your house explodes

I try to hack RPN but roll a 1

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Hmm... I didn’t know there was a 404 page for hacking this site.

I try to gain one more follower on Instagram but I roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You instead lose all the current followers you have.


I try to play a video game to 100% completion by I roll a Nat 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Something glitches, and you lose all your progress.

I try to use Quora but roll a 1.