The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Swift_Phoenix]

(AM I PETER PARKER))

You drop them on the floor. What a shame, those were some yummy noodles...

I try to speak Spanish but I roll a 1.

 

[.Arteries.]

(AM I PETER PARKER))

You drop them on the floor. What a shame, those were some yummy noodles...

I try to speak Spanish but I roll a 1.

Вы в конечном итоге говорят по-русски.

I try to get on a plane (Before Covid-19) but I roll a 1.

 

[Virus]

You summon flood lights instead, and blind yourself.

I try to catch a rat, but roll a one.

._. Well that happens, heh...

The rat ends up being way to big for the cage, and you have to let it lose

I tried to follow a Bob Ross tutorial on digital but roll a 1. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Вы в конечном итоге говорят по-русски.

I try to get on a plane (Before Covid-19) but I roll a 1.

You are arrested. You did break the law, go against the Sokovia Accords, and assist Captain America (now a war criminal) in the Avengers’ War, after all. You were understandably wanted in three countries.

I try to go on holiday to Thailand with my family as I do every year but I roll a 1.
( Virus i think you missed a few posts)

 

[Virus]

You are arrested. You did break the law, go against the Sokovia Accords, and assist Captain America (now a war criminal) in the Avengers’ War, after all. You were understandably wanted in three countries.

I try to go on holiday to Thailand with my family as I do every year but I roll a 1.
( Virus i think you missed a few posts)

Oh I did...

You get to another airport due to a storm that's happening in Thailand.

I get a small group of mages together, but roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Sometimes, recipes just don't work out. It doesn't taste right. after you did everything correct. It happens sometimes.

(WHY)

The Mages, unfortunately, don't show up. Maybe it's good.

I decide to do some parkour, but I rolled a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

You fall three stories and break an arm.

I try to eat my breakfast but I roll a 1.

 

[.Arteries.]

You fall three stories and break an arm.

I try to eat my breakfast but I roll a 1.

The cereal you were about to eat fell to the floor.
I try to sit in a chair but I roll a 1.

 

[Sylvio]

The cereal you were about to eat fell to the floor.
I try to sit in a chair but I roll a 1.

The chair screams as ur suffocating it and you get convicted of assault

I try order McDonald’s at midnight but I roll 1

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

All the staff have... fallen asleep? These guys are lousy. smh

I try to post a Spider-Man meme but roll a 1.

 

[Venchi1986]

You end up posting a Green Goblin meme instead.

I try to type the word "posting" but roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

( HERESY)

You type ‘potting’ instead.

I attempt to do scribbles for my friends but I roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You fall three stories and break an arm.

(But I don't have arms- See now breaking a leg would work but an arm?)

Your scribbles aren't even scribbles, no one can tell what your drawing, and neither can you.

I attempt to not drown in the water but I roll a one.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

... well. You drown.

I try to maintain an RP but roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

... well. You drown.

(fuck)

The servers that run roleplays crash, preventing you from even starting one.

I attempt to hug a fire dragon but roll a one.
I'm immune to fire and lava!

 

[Venchi1986]

The dragon swallows you whole, have fun with it's stomach acid.

I try to get to appointment in time but roll a one.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

THE APPOINTMENT WAS YESTERDAY!

I try to make a pizza in a oven with a timer. I roll a Nat 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

A bird flies in and clocks the timer up to three hours. I’m pretty sure pizzas aren’t supposed to cook for that long...

I try to make a friend but I roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

How does a bird fucking-

No. I refuse to make your roll valid. Roll again.

 

[Idea]

Since Foxy neither gave an adequate response nor made a roll of their own, I'll be skipping them (there's really no way not to)

A bird flies in and clocks the timer up to three hours. I’m pretty sure pizzas aren’t supposed to cook for that long...

I try to make a friend but I roll a 1.

You make a friend. More specifically, you crashland on a desert island and make a "friend" out of coconuts.

I go for a swim in the pool and roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Do you actually know how to swim? Maybe not, since it looks like you’re drowning.

I try to play a video game but roll a 1.

 

[Idea]

Glurglurlgupglrupguppp

glupruruglruglurgurlgurprlgurp

*a single thumbs up emerges from the water amidst the air bubbles*

Spoiler: Translation

You end up playing a video of a game (of checkers)

I try to read but roll a 1

*a single thumbs up emerges from the water amidst the air bubbles*

 

[Venchi1986]

For some reason you decide that keeping your eyes closed will make you enjoy the book more.

I try to eat a banana but roll a one

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You instead slip on said banana.

I attempt to bounce off the water like a skipping stone but I roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

You sink, and I’m pretty sure water puts out fire.

I try to type our lyrics to my favourite song but i roll a 1.