The Person Above Rolled a 1

[SnapePotions34]

Anyway...
The pasta has turned into charcoal.

I try to set myself on fire and die but I roll a 1.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

You freeze yourself and become immortal

I try to fail at cooking but roll, a 1

 

[SnapePotions34]

You fail at everything but cooking, in which subject you excel.

I try to boil water but roll a 1.

 

[SelenaGomez]

Apparently, you drink it. You get so hot that you die.

I try to walk, but roll a 1.

 

[Folly-Derrezzed]

You trip on a crack and break your mothers back.

I attempt to download a game, however, ive rolled a 1.

 

[Idea]

Turns out she was Justin Bieber dressed in drag all along.

I try to have a nice, hot shower in the morning but roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

You accidentally go into your walk in freezer and freeze into a block of ice.

I try to get Tom Holland’s autograph but I roll a 1.

 

[Idea]

You begin to write your reply. However, you become distracted by something else. Then something bad happens and you're not in the mood for a while. Then you just get distracted because of a game. You get back to reply, but you just can't feel it. It's not coming off right. You get distracted again cause you needed a break, and then you erase the whole thing because it was all wrong. The more time passes, the more nervous you get. Are they even still waiting? After all this time, won't they want to quit? What will be their reaction if you only post now? Oh you must be such an awful partner, maybe it's best to just not bother them and leave it...
More and more time passes, until you finally have the courage to leave an actual reply. Then the next morning another partner comes and asks what that reply was about and you realize you posted in the wrong RP.

I try to look for anime traps to prove a point but roll a 1.

 

[Venchi1986]

You somehow end up using your laptop battery to power your house for about 5 seconds before it's drained.

I try to make a youtube video but I roll an one

 

[the scourge]

All the phone lines are down. Everywhere.

I try and draw fanart, but roll a one...

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

It turns out to look like a bunny which is so cute that you cuddle it... and end up tearing the paper.

I try to PM someone but I roll a 1.

 

[SnapePotions34]

The person asks 'Why did you send me this?' And it's really a stranger.

I try to make a sandwich, but I roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

You end up making a cookie filled with death.

I try to go to Comic-Con but I roll a 1.

 

[Andei]

You put all your dirty laundry into the washing machine, but instead of detergent, you pour in that Greater Potion of Animate Undead that you picked up from that dungeon raid a few weeks back. This reacts with a sentient peanut butter cup that you left in your jeans pocket, and your mass of laundry (now alive) crawls out of the washing machine crying mournfully, 'Mother, why... won't you love me'

I attempt to boot up my computer but roll a 1.

 

[SquishCat]

With your god like strength you accidentally shove your finger through your PC, destroying your computer as well as having to call someone to help get it out.

I need to order some food for my pet spider, but alas, I roll a 1...

 

[SnapePotions34]

You punch the waitress then grope her, so the staff calls the police who arrest you for sexual harassment and assault and give you 200 years in prison. No one wants to pay for your release, so you die sad and alone, as the other inmates don't want to even look at you.

I try to punch my pillow, but I roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

You end up punching the bed frame. Ouch.

I try to post a thread but I roll a 1.

 

[River Rose]

You fill out the survey in Slavic lettering and get arrested by the government for being a Soviet spy.

I try to flirt, yet sadly roll a 1

 

[themagnoliaofutah]

Your crush gets so badly frightened they call the police, who arrest you for harrassment.

I try to spend the night in an abandoned mansion but roll a nat one.

 

[River Rose]

You’re now in a love triangle with two ghosts who haunt the mansion and you can’t leave under threat of all your skin falling off.

I try to write a story and roll a nat one

 

[themagnoliaofutah]

You flub up your grammar so bad you're arrested by spelling police.

I find an old music box, but roll a nat one.

 

[SugaISAMOOD]

The music box is broken

I meet a famous person but rolled a one

 

[River Rose]

The famous person calls security and you’re never to be heard from again.

I try to eat ramen but roll a one

 

[themagnoliaofutah]

The ramen tangles your uvula, and you kinda choke on it?

I visit an old friend, but roll a nat one.

 

[River Rose]

The old friend is actually a robot and you get laser beamed to death.

I try to have a casual conversation, but sadly I roll a one.