The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Redfork2000]

Your meme is quickly outshined by a meme of an angry cat which goes viral.

I try to write the best story on wattpad, but I roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

You get great results for the first week, but then is deleted for being to explicit somehow

I try to live, but I roll a 1

 

[Redfork2000]

You die.

I try to sell the videogames I made, but I roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

The video game doesnt make any money, and sadly out you in debt for everything you did on how to learn to make it

I try to make RPN, but roll a 1

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Some Dark Wizard beats you to it.

I try to eat breakfast with the Avengers but I roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

Instead the Avengers eat your breakfast

I try not to get a girlfriend, but I roll a 1

 

[Superfly47]

You hide under a rock, but a girl worm touches you and says, "Hi, boyfriend.'

I try to write a book, but roll a one.

 

[kirbE]

You make an attempt at writing a book. It's wonderful! You get up to go to the bathroom, only to spill all your coffee on your laptop, your progress gone as the screen flicks to black.

Making use of a Syringe melee weapon, i build up enough healing juice, i make an attempt to heal the wounds of an ally with the syringe

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Your ally is scared of syringes and runs away (apparently already healed)

I try to speak in Russian but I roll a 1

 

[.Arteries.]

You end up speaking in German, not Russian, and end up getting weird stares from everyone.

Я пытаюсь перестать писать по-русски, но получаю 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

ты просто не можешь.

I try to sing songs to make my MCU story a musical but roll a 1.

 

[DemonKitten]

You end up opening a portal to another dimension with your songs to a place that only speaks in musical and they infect the world causing millions to go insane.

I try to get girls to be friends with me But roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

They run away, not into demon kittens.

I try to draw a spider-powered fan character but I roll a 1.

 

[2Bornot2B]

you end up summoning a spider demon that eats your limbs

I drink some water but rolled a 1

 

[Superfly47]

You drink it, but a witch put a spell that makes it turn solid while inside you and you die out.

I try to think of something to wish for, but roll a one.

 

[Idea]

“I wish to summon a Tarrasque that really hates me, I dunno” you say, and a genie just grants you your wish with a shrug.

I try to stay inside during quarantine , but roll a 1.

 

[Kazami42]

You did everything right, but you got infected for a month anyway.

I try to become the edgiest skeleton known to man, Skelton Solider, but I rolled up a 1.

 

[Ace Cream]

Nobody takes you seriously and you end up as a comic relief character.

I want to steal a candy from a baby but rolled 1.

 

[Venchi1986]

you end up stealing the baby instead of the candy and get arrested for kidnapping.

I try to roll a 1 but I rolled a 1

 

[Becker]

you end up stealing the baby instead of the candy and get arrested for kidnapping.

I try to roll a 1 but I rolled a 1

Juán doesn't appreciate you trying to roll him over and he now challenges you to a duel ~ "Ese"


I tried to tie my shoes but I rolled a 1.​

 

[Ace Cream]

You end up tying MY shoes. Thank you.

I tried to order a pizza but rolled 1.

 

[Folly-Derrezzed]

You got anchovies.

I attempted to draw one of my characters being fierce, but i rolled a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

As you show the artwork to a friend, they go “Aww!! That’s so sweet! They look like a perfect angel!!”
Probably not the reaction you were going for. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I try to create an OC for In the Heart of the Sea but I roll a 1.

 

[Idea]

You write the absolute perfect OC, every little detail could even make you a famous author, but you write all on paper and are so exhausted you don't put it anywhere else nor can you remember the details afterwards without consulting the paper. Then a breeze comes and the paper flies all the way to the sea, where it is lost and destroyed.

I try to stay focused on updating my interest check but I roll a 1.

 

[Ace Cream]

You got distracted by a forum games about someone else rolling 1 and spent an entire day writing a post for it.

I try to kick a ball and rolled 1