The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Selee-01]

You dig up a coffin, not a chest.

I try and ride SCP 682, but roll a 1.

(682 is best lizard boi.)

The lizard swallows you whole.

I try to slag a mountain with my laser, but roll a 1.

 

[Redfork2000]

The laser causes a piece of the mountain to break off, causing you to get buried under a pile of rocks.

I try to create a new cartoon show, but I roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Your computer dies as you try to make the cartoon, and 24 hours later you turn on your fully recharged comp... just to find that nothing was saved.

I try to establish Spider-Man: Far From Home as the best and only post-Endgame movie in the MCU (so far) but I roll a 1.

 

[.Arteries.]

You end up demoting the movie and it's now labeled as,"The worst movie in the MCU."

I try and avoid Endgame, but roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

Your option to ignore it falls as it takes over the amount of money sold, taking over Avatar

I try to make a game about the MCU but roll a 1

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

It ends up becoming a game about Star Trek, which some Marvel fans (like me) are not too keen on.

I try to be bit by a radioactive spider but I roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

So instead you bit it and become a spider

I out in my bootz but roll 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(682 is best lizard boi.)

(YES)
The bootz have a hole in 'em, and your toes get wet.

I try to walk in the rain with an umbrella, but I roll a one.

 

[froyofrog]

(YES)
The bootz have a hole in 'em, and your toes get wet.

I try to walk in the rain with an umbrella, but I roll a one.

you immediately get struck by lightning, destroying your umbrella.
i try to walk up stairs, but i roll a 1.

 

[.Arteries.]

You end up walking down stairs.

I try and wave at SCP 049, but roll a 1.

 

[Sir Fungus]

You get the death touch instantly, but while he’s singing “I want it that way”

I attempt to summon a blue phantom to help me fight gwynn, Lord of Cinder, but roll a 1

 

[Redfork2000]

You instead summon a Creeper, and it explodes you.

I try to pilot an airplane, but I roll a 1.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

You crash it into the ice and stay there for 70 years... hold on, that might not be a 1...

I try to rewatch every single Marvel movie. All my devices are working and I’ve got all the correct files... but I roll a 1.

 

[.Arteries.]

All of the movies are the correct ones, but the audio switched, now Civil War sounds like Endgame, Winter Soldier sounds like Age Of Ultron and so on.

I try and put my pfp back to normal, but roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

You roll a one and instead make it a meme, destroying the beauty it had

I try to put on my bootz, but roll a 1

 

[Redfork2000]

You put them on, but someone apparently had the brilliant idea of putting needles in them. Ouch.

I try to sleep, but I roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

Instead of sleeping you become an insomniac

I try to finish a video game, but roll a 1

 

[Redfork2000]

Your game crashes and you didn't save your progress. The game apparently didn't have an autosave function either.

I try to take a shower, but I roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

When you go to take a shower you slip, breaking your neck

I try to roll a 1, but I roll a 1

 

[Redfork2000]

You roll a 0, somehow.

I try to buy a chocolate bar, but I roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

Instead someone was going to buy it for you, but then stole your money and ate it in front of you

I think of starting a business, but roll a 1

 

[Redfork2000]

While you're thinking, someone steals your idea and makes a successful business out of it before you even begin.

I try to play the piano, but I roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

(H-How?!?) Tou try to learn but instead play it so wrong you could become deaf

I try to be funny, but I roll a 1

 

[Redfork2000]

Cue the crickets sound effect after the joke is told.

I try to be brave, but I roll a 1.

 

[Lo-fi Guy]

You instead get outshined by your rival

I try to make the beat meme ever, but I roll a 1