The Person Above Rolled a 1

(NOOOOOOOO!)
You get blown up by the government because you were mistaken for a mutated rat.

I try and shove someone away but wow no way I rolled a 1.
 
(NOOOOOOOO!)
You get blown up by the government because you were mistaken for a mutated rat.

I try and shove someone away but wow no way I rolled a 1.

You manage to push yourself away and float away free of gravity.

I try to respond to work emails and rolled a 1.
 
What is this madness? You thought it was your computer but looks like Ant-Man played a trick on you... with his fire ant friends.

I try to buy Bucky plums but I roll a 1.
 
You try and buy me some plums but the plums are disguised bombs. Your house explodes when you get home.

I try and hug Swift, but roll a 1.
 
You trip over a rock, bowling us both into a lake. Just then, Vulture drops Spider-Man into the same lake, right on top of us.

I try to get a Stark internship but I roll a 1.
 
A fish bites, but it's so large that it pulls you into the water. Sleeping with the fishes has a whole new meaning now.

I try to buy a new car, but I roll a 1.
 
it smells like rotting fish inside.
like
horrible
horrible
rotting fish
on a summers day.

i finally meet my favourite celebrity, but i roll a 1
 
You accidentally trip while you walk, and fall right over your favorite celebrity, knocking them over too. The security guards then consider you a threat, and toss you away. Other fans that were there when it happened took photos and recorded the whole thing.

I try to cook fried chicken, but I roll a 1.
 
You jump, but on your way down, you land face first and end up with a broken nose.

I Try to be friendly to a succubus, but rolled a one.
 
Apparently you meet someone whose actual name is You and they dance a lot better than you do.

I try to go back in time and save Iron Man from Endgame but I roll a 1.
 
What you think is a time machine is just an antique sports car, and you are arrested for stealing it.

I try to make tea and biscuits but roll a one.
 
The biscuits come out great, but instead of tea leaves, you accidentally used poison ivy.

I try to lull Cthulhu back to slumber but roll a 1
 
Unfortunately the dice does not know what that is so it does not roll at all.
You’ll never get a one... or any other number.

I try to read without getting distracted by Discord or RpN but I roll a 1.
 
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You end up looking at the book, only for it to turn into a computer, with you logged on to RpN. If you pick up another book, it turns into a computer logged into your Discord. The cycle repeats anytime you pick up a book.

I try and shake someone's hand, but roll a 1.
 
Tony Stark’s Law Abiding Gang bursts in and arrests you before you can.

I try to write my character into Homecoming but I roll a 1.
 
(I have no idea what that is but i'll try the best I can)
The words you write about your character vanish in thin air as you wirte them, thefore not allowing you to put your character into Homecoming.

I try to make popsicles out of soda (Preferrably Sierra Mist), but I roll a 1.
 
The bag explodes all over the place, and you never get a single chip. ):

I try to make friends with Spider-Man, but I roll a 1.
 
You mistook a fan that was cosplaying as him to be the real Spider-Man, and ended up making friends with that fan instead.

I try to dig up a treasure chest, but I roll a 1.
 

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