Fantasy (｡◕‿◕｡)The Lunar Lotus Inn(｡◕︵◕｡) [All Are Welcome~]

[Stormyface]

"Those are fightin' words, boy.


You sure about that?" Alagos replied.

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

"Fighting words...could you even lay a finger on me?" Fear said as a smile crossed his face and his yellow eyes flashed venomously.

 

[Stormyface]

"Who said anything about fingers?" Alagos asked, unsheathing his sword. "Outside, right now. Let's do this."

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

"Fine then. I'll play at your level." Fear walked outside and waited for his opponent.


(Auto hitting or no?)

 

[Stormyface]

(Whatever's more brutal >


Alagos immediately opened with a lightning bolt.

(Goin to sleep now. THE SUSPENSE)

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

Fear simply moved to the side and waited for you to attack again. 'Let's see if I can just....there we go.' The scene around you disappeared and your weapons were taken away. You were in a room full of chests. There were nothing but chests. Your hand were bound and no there aren't any sticks laying around.

 

[OceanBunny]

"He's my brother. Not by blood but by bond. We've gone through Hell and back." Misery smiled and answered your question with "I can go see." He chuckled. He got up and came back with a can of Hawaiin punch. He handed it to you.
@OceanBunny

Lunella nodded and smiled. Not related but close enough to seem that way. She thought as she watched him walk away in search of punch. "Thank you." She said as he returned, handing her a can. "How do I open it?" She asked, turning the can around curiously in her hand.

 

[Stormyface]

(I'm not sure how far impossible crap can be taken in this thread, but this post should be a definitive test. Just regard what's not allowed as hallucinations)


"If that's the way it's gonna be..." Alagos muttered. He closed his eyes for a moment and concentrated. What could help him..?


The Lords of Chaos appeared and immediately began jeering and hurling chocolate at Alagos.


"NOT YOU AGAIN! BEGONE!"


The Lords flee, screaming something about how 'it burns'.


Alagos concentrated again.


He smiled. Perfect.


*John Cena music begins playing*


Introducing...


A white summon sign appeared on the floor. Alagos walked over and awkwardly bent to allow his bound hands to touch it.


The sixty nine-time defending heavyweight champion...


A figure began to rise from the earth...


BLACK.


IRON.


TARKUUUUUUS!!!


The iron-clad figure began smashing Mimics, whilst Alagos kicked the others' legs in, all the while shouting "TARKUUUUUUUUS!"


@Hisan


(I will not be out-randomed)

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

Lunella nodded and smiled. Not related but close enough to seem that way. She thought as she watched him walk away in search of punch. "Thank you." She said as he returned, handing her a can. "How do I open it?" She asked, turning the can around curiously in her hand.

"The cap on top. Here." Misery popped open the cap on top. He handed it back to you. Misery smiled back

 

[housekat]

Shera was about to ask something else when a drunk fellow challenged the bartender to a fight. The bartender happily obliged and soon they were both locked in a magic battle. This pissed her off because:


a) She hated fighting of any type


b) It got in the way of her time.


"Do either of you have more than 2 synapses working in your brain?" She snarls. "You!" She directed her gaze to the blue haired man. "Stop yelling like a god damn banshee and let some people rest! And you!" She looked at the bartender. "Why would you engage in a fight with a drunk man!? With magic too!"


@Hisan @Stormyface

 

[Stormyface]

(A. We are outside.


B. He didn't fight me, at best, I fought him. He just stuck me in an illusory(?) room.


C. TARKUS REQUIRES MUCH FANFARE AND SHOUTING)


@verifiedkat

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

"First off he's not drunk. If he is then he can still do very weak basic magic. And also..." Fear lunged towards the man and grabbed his arm with an iron lock grip and used his other hand to pop his arm out of place. "This foolish fight is over."

 

[housekat]

(Sorry! I didn't realize that they were already outside. And, I also consider being put in the room as fighting back. He still engaged you and is causing the situation to get worse)


@Stormyface

 

[OceanBunny]

"The cap on top. Here." Misery popped open the cap on top. He handed it back to you. Misery smiled back

"Oh, thanks." Lunella said, blushing lightly. I must seem completely foolish and incompetent. She thought, as she lifted the can to take a sip. She smiled happily as the liquid entered her mouth. "This is delicious."

 

[Stormyface]

"AHA!"


Alagos sent a burst of electricity through his arm, just as Fear grabbed him. When his arm was wrenched out of place, Alagos instinctively increased the voltage, then stumbled away, clutching the dislocated appendage.


"Don't touch me... Owwww..."


@Hisan

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

Fear walks towards you and snaps your arm in place. He threw a right hook then a kick to the stomach followed by a series of punches straight to the gut.


@Stormyface


@verifiedkat

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

"Oh, thanks." Lunella said, blushing lightly. I must seem completely foolish and incompetent. She thought, as she lifted the can to take a sip. She smiled happily as the liquid entered her mouth. "This is delicious."

"Good I'm glad you enjoyed it. Do you like magic?" Misery asked as he took out a piece of paper.

 

[Stormyface]

Alagos slashed his sword through the air, driving Fear out of sword range. He continued toward Fear, pressing the attack.


@Hisan

 

[housekat]

"Stop!" She yelled, starting to get desperate. "Stop fighting! This won't solve anything!" She desperately searched for a way to defuse the situation. Water- As if a bucket of water was poured from the sky, a large mass of water fell, soaking them all in cold water. Thankfully, the book was under her coat so it didn't get wet, but nothing else was spared from her outburst.


@Hisan


@Stormyface

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

(I'm nuking a cookie... )


The venomous look in Fears went away as the water fell on him. "She does have a point. We're just creating unnecessary drama." Fear put on his sunglasses and started to smoke

 

[Stormyface]

Alagos collapsed.

 

[housekat]

All the tension left Shera's shoulders and she sighed out of relief. They had finally stopped. Her heart was still pumping adrenaline though her blood vessels from the stress. The blue haired man had collapsed. If he could remember what happened tonight, then he would be in for a rough couple of days recovering. She bent down and picked him up, struggling a bit under the weight but regained her balance quickly. "Should we take him to one of our rooms, or does he have a room?" She inquired the bartender.


@Hisan


@Stormyface

 

[Stormyface]

If Alagos were awake at this time, he would've expressed his deepest gratitude. As it is, I'll have to do it for him. So thank you.

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

"I don't know. I'll pay for a room for him." Fear took the blue haired man and took him inside. He brought him to a room.

 

[Stormyface]

As soon as Fear had left the room, Alagos began quietly chuckling into a pillow.


Free room and board for screaming about Mimics and brawling in front of the inn! Maybe if he assaulted someone else, he'd get a free meal.


Alagos sighed. Best not to push his luck. Fear had been a good opponent. He was a dirty cheater, but Alagos had been asking for it when he opened up with lightning. Bedtime!