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[Stormyface]

(It's working! More! >:3


"You just said people could only become brave Knights by slaying dragons! BARTENDER, MY CULTURE'S BEING OPPRESSED!"

 

[BlossomPaw]

Isabel coughed a little, shaking her head. "Are you okay there?"


(yeah and back hey)

 

[Cherrywitch]

She started to wave her hands in a frantic childish way. "I was just repeating what I heard! You can't blame me for that!!"

 

[Stormyface]

Alagos stumbled over to Isabel.


"Your friend says beating Mimics to death with sticks makes me a meanie head! IT'S A MUTICULTURAL PHENOMENON, AND THEY'RE PURE EVIL! AND DON'T REPEAT THINGS YOU DISAGREE WITH, PRINCESS!"

 

[BlossomPaw]

Isabel glanced at him, quite confused. "I-I... What on the face of the Earth are you talking about?"


She rose up from her stool, looking quite puzzled.

 

[Cherrywitch]

Cheery hugged Isabel tight from behind and puffed out her cheeks. "He's crazy." The faerie whimpered.

 

[Stormyface]

"Mimics! They pretend to be chests, barrels, other such storage containers, and when someone opens them, THEY EAT YOU WHOOOLE! There's an infestation in Syreth, so we kill them with sticks! JUST LOOK AT THIS THING! O_O"

"WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD MAKE THIS A PROTECTED SPECIES?!"

 

[Cherrywitch]

"They're still living beings! You just have to talk to them, meanie head!" This time, Cheery accompanied her insult with an accusing point of her index finger.

 

[Stormyface]

"BUT THEY CAN'T SPEAK, THEIR TEETH ARE HUMAN FINGER BONES."

 

[Cherrywitch]

"Then use sign language!" Cheery retorted back firmly. She pouted deeply and huffed at him.


(OMG OMG IM DYING I'm dying from my own response omg, Ahhh..)

 

[BlossomPaw]

Isabel shook her head. "Calm down," she giggled slightly. "I don't really get the conversation, but try and keep it low, 'kay?"

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

Fear had been daydreaming when he snapped out he heard rambling. "The fuck are you three talking about?" He asked.

 

[Stormyface]

"THEY DON'T HAVE ANY EEEYES! AND SIGN LANGUAGE HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET, STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALLLLL!"

 

[Cherrywitch]

Pfft omg, sorry I couldn't help myself. )


"Meanie." Cheery stuck out her tongue at him, before seeing fear. She pointed at the other. "He's talking about killing things!" She whined in a tattle-tale voice.

 

[Stormyface]

"THEY'RE ANIMALS, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO REASON WITH A HERNIATED HONEY BADGER! Work on stopping the slave trade before giving the Mimics rights!"

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

Fear looks between the two of them and says "What are you trying to kill? If it's people I'll have to kick out." Fear scowled at the man "And also keep it down before you wake everyone up who's upstairs."

 

[Stormyface]

Alagos leaned in and whispered to Fear.


"These."

(Just gonna keep that tabbed...)

 

[Cherrywitch]

The faerie realized how loud she was and quickly clapped two hands over her mouth, as if that would lower her voice. She gave a slight glare to Alagos, still annoyed anyone would want to kill anything. Everything can be solved with kindness!

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

"All this ruckus over whether or not mimics should be killed on sight.... There are some things that should be killed, things that won't listen to reason. Mimics are on that list. Also chill they're easy to kill." Fear said as he sighed and lit a cigarette.

 

[Stormyface]

(A horrifying vision of Cheery playing Dark Souls... Accidentally angering a Mimic, attempting to give it flowers...)


"That's why we have children hit every storage container with a stick before opening it. Killing them may be 'sad', but a child dying is even sadder!"

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

Fear chuckled at the thought. "So you have children check on the storage containers instead of having people help the children? If a child dies because of that its because of the lack of responsibility. Did that damn curse rot your brains as well?" Fear asked.

 

[Stormyface]

"SYLPH CHILDREN ARE MADE OF STERNER STUFF, MY GOOD SIR. Should a child find a Mimic, they immediately run whilst the fiend is distracted, and tell a responsible adult, who will take their nearest weapon and drive it from the home. If the child is unable to flee, they'll do the proper thing and BITE IT'S LEGS OFF!"


(What curse?)

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

(Isn't your character based off of dark souls?)


"You're not the brightest are you?" Fear said as he took a long and deep breath of his cigar.

 

[Stormyface]

(Alagos? Nope. He's OC. But whatever you believe...)


"I truly wish I could be as grossly incandescent as the sun, but I am still searching for such a means. Also, whatever rumors you have heard about the Undead Curse and Syreth are ABSOLUTELY FALSE."


(Actually, I have a thread that ties into this... no members yet...


The Darksign (Dark Souls RP))

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

"Different world then. Still you seem pretty weak for a....knight?" Fear said as he evaluated you.