The Last Poster Wins

[Adorable Monster]

*Stops for a second. Then smiles, a wide Cheshire smile.* Ooooh. I remember @Vagabond Spectre. I forgot that I was supposed to stay away. *Lets the scythe go and trots away.* Sorry for invading your space there. *Has a grin on still. Turns and glares at @iWriteAboutNothing.* Don't be so sure. You will be next if you don't stop laughing. *Begins to draw her double pistols.*

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

"I can't help it, I feel funny!" *continues to laugh at the ridiculousness of his situation*

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Sighs, holsters her guns and walks away from both @Vagabond Spectre and @iWriteAboutNothing, seeking a place of quiet.*

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*Dies from blood-loss* "Drat! I knew I was forgetting something..."

 

[Adorable Monster]

 *Takes another sigh, pulls from her bunny hat a reviving sprinkle of magic rain and throws it at @iWriteAboutNothing, which revives him from death.* There...

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

*Dies from blood-loss* "Drat! I knew I was forgetting something..."

*Dives inn the Hole* Hey you're bleeding!

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Yeah... I kind of figured after I accidentally died.


*Thinks about it for a moment*


"Now that I think about it, that really isn't the best way to go, is it?"

 

[Adorable Monster]

Well, I will be over here drinking my Blueberry tea. Call me whenever. *Sighs and relaxes.*

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Yeah... I kind of figured after I accidentally died.


*Thinks about it for a moment*


"Now that I think about it, that really isn't the best way to go, is it?"

Yeah... what now?

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

I need to find a way to annoy Ms. Blueberry Tea without ending in a fatality. For now, I am conspiring...

 

[Adorable Monster]

Don't try it @iWriteAboutNothing. I am in a foul mood. *Glares over her cup of tea, warning him.*

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

I don't think that's a good idea...

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*grins evilly*


"That's exactly why I'm doing it!"

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Hisses.* Please don't....

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

*grins evilly*


"That's exactly why I'm doing it!"

Just don't... you don't want to do that! i mean she just pulled a scythe and dual 9mm pistols out of nowhere who knows what she's going to pull out next! 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

"I got it!" (Clearly not paying much attention)


*Pulls out a cup* "I will drink water for no other reason than to be annoying."


*Noisily sips from the cup*

 

[Reiyumi]

*stares and rolls away*

 

[Adorable Monster]

 *Nods.* I can easily summon my companion....who isn't very patient or kind.... *Hisses and sighs, then pulls from her bunny hat a joker card.* I told you what would happen. *Whispers a name and a creature comes out.* Destroy. *Pointing to @iWriteAboutNothing, she commands it, who growls and hisses, making its way towards him.*

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*Realizes is still in hole* "Nice doggy..."

 

[Adorable Monster]

*It growls and shows its sharp pearly whites at @iWriteAboutNothing.* I can easily call it off....if you are willing to ask for forgiveness....

 

[Reiyumi]

..... 


Anyone want chocolate? 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

"YES! Give the girl some chocolate before her demon-dog tries to eat me!"


*Tests legs for running capability*

 

[Adorable Monster]

Yes. I would. Thanks. *Takes a piece and slowly chews on it, watching her creature sneak ever closer to @iWriteAboutNothing.* The creature won't back down because I am eating chocolate.

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

*Holds cellphone over right ear* Not yet guys...

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*Sweatdrops*


"Well, that backfired..." *picks up a stick*


"Here doggy-doggy-doggy, want the stick? Oh, I bet you'll love the stick!" *throws stick*


"Fetch!" *crosses fingers*