The Last Poster Wins

[iWriteAboutNothing]

No need. I already dug a grave.

 

[Adorable Monster]

Ha. So funny. *Grumbles and pushes @Yumoto into said grave.* 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*Falls six feet into his own grave 'screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!' the whole way down*


*Smack*


*Silence...*

 

[Adorable Monster]

Well, I believe he died. I could be wrong. Yo! @Yumoto! You a ghost yet? 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*Silence*

 

[Adorable Monster]

Ah. He is dead. Must be a ghost now. Bet he is going to haunt me forever. *Smirks.* Now that will be fun.... 

 

[Nobody]

Nobody Wins


>o>

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*Is currently in the process of bleeding out*


"Help..."

 

[Adorable Monster]

 *Hears your cry and jumps down, landing lightly on her feet. Even it was six feet down.* Oh. Well...lookie here....someone is still alive. *Kneels next to @Yumoto.* I will help you....however, you can no longer kill me in that killing thread....deal?

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*Deadpans* "I'm dying, and you're worried about me thinking up ways to kill you?"

 

[Adorable Monster]

Ah. Come on. I do not care if you die at this point. I am having fun here. I don't know about you. *Smirks and turns you onto your side, beginning to help you out, bandaging @Yumoto's wounds.* There....now...promise...or I will let your bandages free....

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

You: threat


Me: Free bandages? Awesome!

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

You: Dead or dying?


Me: Hey, you changed your hair color! Cool.

 

[Reiyumi]

Ha. Y'all are cute. 

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Sighs, jumps nimbly out of the grave and trots over to a near by gravestone, leans against it and pulls out of her bunny hat a hot cup of tea.*

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

U-um... Could I get some help? I can't really jump six feet in the air in this condition...

 

[Adorable Monster]

Oh? You want my help @Yumoto? I thought you were doing well since you were being such a sassy pants.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Fine, I guess I'll just get up on my own then. *jumps two inches*


...


I refuse to let a grave hold me down. *Proceeds to continually jump a consistent two inches*

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Hat's going on here?

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

The "g" in my new name is just sitting there in the middle of nowhere... It's surprisingly annoying.


*Is now capable of jumping two and a half inches*

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

What's with the new name?

 

[Adorable Monster]

 *Yawns and waves to @Vagabond Spectre, then brings out a cup of tea from her bunny hat again, having finished the other cup.*

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

What's with the new name?

Long story short: quite a few people didn't like that I carried that name. I can deal, just used an older name.

 *Yawns and waves to @Vagabond Spectre, then brings out a cup of tea from her bunny hat again, having finished the other cup.*

...


*Jump now reaches three inches* I will get there... Eventually...

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

 *Yawns and waves to @Vagabond Spectre, then brings out a cup of tea from her bunny hat again, having finished the other cup.*

*Waves back with a huge scythe over shoulder* Why is @iWriteAboutNothing down there?

Long story short: quite a few people didn't like that I carried that name. I can deal, just used an older name.


...


*Jump now reaches three inches* I will get there... Eventually...

That explains it.