The Last Poster Wins

[Adorable Monster]

*Creature glares at @iWriteAboutNothing and growls, hunkering down and showing its sharp teeth again, it's crimson eyes glittering.* Look, @iWriteAboutNothing, if you really want my creature to leave you alone, say you are sorry. *Smirks.* Until then, he will circle you until you give in. Thank you @Mayu for the chocolate. Okay @Vagabond Spectre.... 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

"Oh, don't worry. I'm much too stubborn to apologize for trying to annoy you!" *smiles sweetly* 

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

*Whispers* You ass!

"Oh, don't worry. I'm much too stubborn to apologize for trying to annoy you!" *smiles sweetly* 

*Whispers* You ass!

"Oh, don't worry. I'm much too stubborn to apologize for trying to annoy you!" *smiles sweetly* 

 

[Adorable Monster]

*The creature growls and sneaks closer, it's sharp claws digging into the soft dirt.* Fine....if I say one word, it will kill you and eat your soul. *Giggles like a crazy woman and smirks.* So be it @iWriteAboutNothing! It will feast on your soul and suck you dry! 

 

[Kazu]

*walks in*


Hey guys what's going o-


*turns around before I can take another step and walks out*

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

"Huh?"


...


"So... It's not a dog?"


*Looks back at dog-like creature* "You know, you really had me fooled for a second there..."


*takes a step back*

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

*Screams over the phone*Now fellas! *Wears a bowler hat and white mask*


Mafian 1: Down boy! or else you get the bomb!


Mafian 2:  It's been a long time!


Mafian 3: Well well well... a doggy...


Mafian 4: My hatchet is itching to kill.

 

[Adorable Monster]

Ha. Took you long enough to figure out @iWriteAboutNothing! It is a demon. My demon. He eats souls. Oh, and by the way, it hurts a lot when he does so. *Smirks and leans against a gravestone.* Have fun. All I need to do is say it's special name, and it will kill you.

 

[Adorable Monster]

Hey. No touchie. *Whispers something and the demon trots back to her side, hissing and growling.* I see you have friends @Vagabond Spectre. *The creature leaned against her and hissed softly.* I do not intend to let you kill him.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*Sees life flash before his eyes* "Funny. I kinda just realized... I was just about to die again..."


*faints, face-planting into the soft dirt at the bottom of the grave*

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Yes, Mafian crew they come around when things get serious. But it looks like everything was planned out by you... Very clever. @Nightmares Angel

 

[Adorable Monster]

Very clever? Thank you. But I planned nothing. *Smirks and pets her demon, who hisses softly.* But thank you for the compliment @Vagabond Spectre. And 'sides, *Slowly steps closer to Bond, then leans in, whispering into his ear.* I never planned to kill @iWriteAboutNothing. Just wanted to scare him. 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*ptew, ptew, ptew* "Ugh, I got dirt in my mouth!" *ptew, ptew, ptew*


"Nasty..."

 

[Adorable Monster]

Awwww.....the dirt down there tasty @iWriteAboutNothing? *Smirks.* 

 

[Loke Fullbuster]

I'LL SAVE YOU! *plops down on the ground and places giant cookie on lap* but first i feast. 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Awwww.....the dirt down there tasty @iWriteAboutNothing? *Smirks.* 

"No... It tastes like dirt." *grimaces at slightly sour taste* "It tastes kinda weird..." *ptew...*

 

[Adorable Monster]

 I thought so. Was just making sure. *Giggles and pets her demon pet on the head.* 

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Very clever? Thank you. But I planned nothing. *Smirks and pets her demon, who hisses softly.* But thank you for the compliment @Vagabond Spectre. And 'sides, *Slowly steps closer to Bond, then leans in, whispering into his ear.* I never planned to kill @iWriteAboutNothing. Just wanted to scare him. 

*Smiles back* Oh you cheeky.... *Sighs* You guys can go home now! *Mafian crew leaves*

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Giggles.* Thank you @Vagabond Spectre. I like being a pain. *Smirks and continues to pet her demon.* If you wish, feel free to pet him, he won't hurt you.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

"Ms. Cheeky fed me mud. That was not fun at all" *Jumps a good six inches from the ground* "I'm tired of this darn whole..."

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

*Giggles.* Thank you @Vagabond Spectre. I like being a pain. *Smirks and continues to pet her demon.* If you wish, feel free to pet him, he won't hurt you.

*Reaches hand shaking* Easy there...

"Ms. Cheeky fed me mud. That was not fun at all" *Jumps a good six inches from the ground* "I'm tired of this darn whole..."

Wow.

 

[Adorable Monster]

 Awwww...come on @iWriteAboutNothing! I did not! You fell into the grave yourself! *Pouts.* Hey, @Vagabond Spectre, don't be afraid. He knows you are my friend. *Giggles and places Bond's hand on the head of the hissing creature.* When he hisses like that, he is showing he is happy. 

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Eeep... oh it's quite... friendly. Where did you even get them? @Nightmares Angel

 

[Adorable Monster]

Well, I actually, I found him while searching through my cards. *Presents to @Vagabond Spectre a deck of cards, which shimmer and appear see through.* He is the Joker. I have a whole deck. *Giggles.* I can call out the Queen of Hearts if you wanted. *The Joker hissed.* 

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Umm sure i'd like to see it...

Well, I actually, I found him while searching through my cards. *Presents to @Vagabond Spectre a deck of cards, which shimmer and appear see through.* He is the Joker. I have a whole deck. *Giggles.* I can call out the Queen of Hearts if you wanted. *The Joker hissed.*