The Last Poster Wins

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*pouts at the bottom of the hole* "You shoved me down here! Jerk!" *sits down* "I'd prefer an ace in the hole instead of a queen..."

 

[Adorable Monster]

 Ooooh. You don't sound sure @Vagabond Spectre. Here she is then. *Whispers something to the Queen of Hearts and a creature comes out.* This is the Queen of Hearts. *The creature growls and calmly sits next to her.* 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

"He's cute, but I'm still waiting on that ace..." *jumps three feet into the air*

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

OH sh... *Deep breath* Wow angels lie you gets to keep this stuff.

 

[Adorable Monster]

First, it's a girl. Secondly, you didn't ask nicely @iWriteAboutNothing.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Why do I need to ask nicely? You're the reason I ended up down here in the first place!


And yes, I'm very stubborn.

 

[Adorable Monster]

Haha. @Vagabond Spectre, I am no Angel. After all, I am Nightmare's Angel. *Smirks and giggles.* I am thinking of changing my name though to Hell's Angel or something. *Laughs again.* Oh, and you have to ask because you FELL into the grave I did NOT push you in @iWriteAboutNothing.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Ha. So funny. *Grumbles and pushes @Yumoto into said grave.* 

... *glares accusingly from said grave*

 

[Adorable Monster]

That....was BEFORE you fell right back in....fainted....remember?! 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

I fainted when I was still in the whole. I probably would have broken my neck fainting into a six feet-deep hole. Nobody ever pulled me out! It's getting cold down here...

 

[Adorable Monster]

 Aw. I think you are perfectly fine down there. *Laughs.* I will pull you out.....if you ask nicely.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

You. Are. Evil... *Mumbles accusingly from bottom of hole*

 

[Adorable Monster]

 Thank you. You still here @Vagabond Spectre? Or did you go hide? *Looks down at @iWriteAboutNothing and giggles evilly.* By the way...since you can't ask nicely...I will send Queen and Joker to play with you...

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

I can take on Queen with my bare hands!!! *sticks tongue out at Angel*

 

[Adorable Monster]

 Oh...? I highly doubt that. *Smirks again and sends Joker and Queen down.* Oh, I forgot to mention, they can both suck your soul out.....and it has been known to cause paralysis as they fight over your soul.... *Grins like the Cheshire Cat.*

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*Life currently flashing passed his eyes again* "Oh boy..."

 

[Adorable Monster]

Do you want them to play with your soul, or will you be a good boy and ask me to help you out? *Smirks as both Daemons begin to snarl and hiss.*

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

"Vagabonde, traitor! Don't leave me here! With my mouth, I'm practically dead where I stand!"

 

[Adorable Monster]

Want me to call for him? He might just come to your rescue.... *Laughs and whistles to her Daemons, snarl more and start to close in on @iWriteAboutNothing.* Make your decision fast...they are both VERY hungry.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

*Squirms in discomfort*


"Help..."

 

[Adorable Monster]

@Vagabond Spectre....someone is calling for you help.... *Whispers this and laughs.* This is really fun.....I might do this again.... 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Please don't. I'd rather not be ripped to shreds by demon dogs in a six-foot deep pit in the ground.

 

[Adorable Monster]

B-but.....it would be fun to watch. *Actually begins to pout.* Fine....I won't. *Whistles and both Queen and Joker jump out of the grave and sit next to her growling with disappointment.* However, you must find someone who can take your place....

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Din't look at me i just came back here after a long crappy internet cut out.

 

[Adorable Monster]

Looks like your hero, @Vagabond Spectre,  came a bit late @iWriteAboutNothing. *Giggles.*