*Archie in the background holding a scalpel and drinking surgical spirits*Normal doctor: "Oh dear, that looks bad okay we'll get you fixed up in no time"
Zelda: "What the fuck- why did you do that yourself? Idiot! What the fuck were you thinking?! Jesus!- ok lets look at it. ¬.¬"
Its worse, they'll amputate the wrong arm
Well it depends on the infection... and how pissed Zed is. Isnt the first time that joke's been made
I'm gonna guess that IC Zelda is probably really sick of people making that one joke
Archie makes super cheesy doctor jokes to piss her off :')
Archie: *makes a cheesy doctor joke*
Archie: *Slowly backs away* "Guess you could say I'd finally get the POINT of all of this" *Runs off*
"Right, ya bastard! C'MERE!" *chases*
*Evil scottish laughter*
"...ugh." *goes to inject self instead *
*Dives on* "Nu >:c"
"no I don't wanna- I c a n t b r e a t h
"TAKE MY L O V E"
"bleh!"
"C: yis"
"...whatevs."
yea that's basically all zed needs haha. tho her hygiene is... pretty fucking terrible so not likely to happen
Archie just shows up one day with a flannel and a tub like "Get in the bath *^*"
*hiss* "Nu!*
*Wrestles doctor into the bath* *Scree* "IM DOIN THIS FOR U"
I thought you had nothing new to write, child!!!!Peacemaker .45 why do u wanna skip me papa? What did I do? ;-;
Child, don’t be mad, be happy. You proved me wrong so therefore you’re award three cookies
Okie .u.
