Realistic or Modern The Dead Hills - Out of Character Chat

[idalie]

Archie: *bad joke*
Zed: oh Jesus... ¬.¬

Archie: *Suggestively wiggles eyebrows*
Zelda: "I'm going to puke, please stop."

 

[Rumble Fish]

Archie: *Suggestively wiggles eyebrows*
Zelda: "I'm going to puke, please stop."

 

[idalie]

It's legit. Can you imagine Archie just opening his mouth and its like "Don't."

 

[Rumble Fish]

It's legit. Can you imagine Archie just opening his mouth and its like "Don't."

Archie: *opens mouth*
Zed: *pls....no"

 

[The_Omega_Effect]

Is there a spot open for a doctor/tech guy?

 

[idalie]

Archie: *opens mouth*
Zed: *pls....no"

Archie: *mumbles sadly*

 

[idalie]

Is there a spot open for a doctor/tech guy?

Gonna have to ask Peacemaker .45 (: If he's online anyway

 

[Rumble Fish]

Archie: *mumbles sadly*

Zed *pats Archie* shush I'll let you bug me later.

 

[idalie]

Zed *pats Archie* shush I'll let you bug me later.

Archie: I received affection ;u;

 

[Rumble Fish]

Archie: I received affection ;u;

Zed: Yes... yes you have. -cluck norris runs between her legs- *screms and jumps on a chair* AHH MILLY, YOU GOTTA WATCH THAT BIRD OF YOURS!

 

[idalie]

Zed: Yes... yes you have. -cluck norris runs between her legs- *screms and jumps on a chair* AHH MILLY, YOU GOTTA WATCH THAT BIRD OF YOURS!

I actually cracked up oml, I just had this image of like a dwarf chuck norris running between her legs and got super confused
H e l p

 

[Rumble Fish]

I actually cracked up oml, I just had this image of like a dwarf chuck norris running between her legs and got super confused
H e l p

But I changed it ;n;

 

[idalie]

But I changed it ;n;

Shshshsh *pap pap* You made me laugh tho. Still,

Archie: *attempts to catch chicken as a brave hunter of his household*

You know what would be cute?
If he smacks his head doing something stupid and she puts a pink fairy sticker on him to take the piss

 

[Rumble Fish]

Shshshsh *pap pap* You made me laugh tho. Still,

Archie: *attempts to catch chicken as a brave hunter of his household*

You know what would be cute?
If he smacks his head doing something stupid and she puts a pink fairy sticker on him to take the piss

"You've been a brave boy, here have a bon-bon." *holds up a lollipop*
"...Alky."
"Fuck you, you're not getting it then."
"nuuuu!"

 

[idalie]

"You've been a brave boy, here have a bon-bon." *holds up a lollipop*
"...Alky."
"Fuck you, you're not getting it then."
"nuuuu!"

*practically wrestles her for the lollipop*
"PLS, I BEEN GOOD THO"

 

[Rumble Fish]

*practically wrestles her for the lollipop*
"PLS, I BEEN GOOD THO"

"Aye but you called me an alky, ya bast- нσηεү ι cαη'т вяεαтн!"

 

[idalie]

"Aye but you called me an alky, ya bast- нσηεү ι cαη'т вяεαтн!"

*Chokeholds whilst snatching lollipop*
"You withheld it from me and I took action"
*Releases*

 

[Rumble Fish]

*Chokeholds whilst snatching lollipop*
"You withheld it from me and I took action"
*Releases*

*gasps and collapses*
!why did I marry you, you're bad to me over a fucking lollipop!"

 

[idalie]

*gasps and collapses*
!why did I marry you, you're bad to me over a fucking lollipop!"

"Because I can put up with ur shit."
*Eats lollipop*
"Also you seen these b i c e p s" *Flexes*

 

[Rumble Fish]

"Because I can put up with ur shit."
*Eats lollipop*
"Also you seen these b i c e p s" *Flexes*

"Yes, yes I've seen the b I c E P s many times..."

 

[idalie]

"Yes, yes I've seen the b I c E P s many times..."

">u>"
*Slow wink*

 

[Rumble Fish]

">u>"
*Slow wink*

"dont push it..."

 

[idalie]

"dont push it..."

"Fine" *Sigh* "...Where'd you keep the lollipop stash anyway? Asking for a friend."

 

[Rumble Fish]

"Fine" *Sigh* "...Where'd you keep the lollipop stash anyway? Asking for a friend."

"Tell you're friend they're a gutsy bastard."

 

[idalie]

"Tell you're friend they're a gutsy bastard."

"I married you for the confectionary, and now look at what it's become. I'm a broken man."