idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
im CrYIng, Zeds face when she sees this fuckin chicken just pop out from his shirt and she just f r e a k s
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Realistic or Modern The Dead Hills - Out of Character Chat
- Thread starter Peacemaker .45
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idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
DAMN RIGHT
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
Dealing with people she doesn't like
+ reliving losing her son
+ hungover as fuck
+ needing a freaking drink
+ a chicken suddenly going mental in her office
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
On that note, did we ever pick a deformity for the chicken?? Like do we make it blind, have one leg, idkDealing with people she doesn't like
+ reliving losing her son
+ hungover as fuck
+ needing a freaking drink
+ a chicken suddenly going mental in her office
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
Hm.... Leg I think
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
AIGHT, just asking 'cause we can't get away with nicking a healthy chicken after all
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
"Zelda I thought you were going to try and be sober today"
"I WAS UNTIL THAT BEARDED YETI BARGED IN WITH A FUCKING CHICKEN!"
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
"THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT ME?? I GOT A FUCKIN' CHICKEN AND I'LL FUCKIN' USE IT"
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
"WHAT YOU WANT A CRIPPLE CHICKEN FOR ANYWAY, ASSHOLE!? CAN'T FUCK A FULL ONE?"
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
"Actually this is to help the kiddo. Y'know I heard about therapy chickens from TV once and I thought she might want to look after one, so y'know if you could be a little nicer about it -" *Clears throat* "I mean - JOG ON, ONLY PEOPLE FROM WALES FUCK ANIMALS. WRONG COUNTRY."
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
"Oh really? Well I guess I could keep quiet about it she could probably do with a little friend- YOU SHAG SHEEP. YOU PEOPLE ARE NO BETTER."
Peacemaker .45
Gigachad.jpg >“why yes I don’t proofread my posts”
Seriously, y’all are going to have your characters get together and fk
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
Get them stuck in a room with some booze and enjoy the show
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
"Yeah, I mean she is just a bundle of nerves. And I don't want her to feel alone at the end of the world. It'd just be really beneficial to her mental state - I'D SHAG YOUR MOTHER TOO, AIN'T MUCH DIFFERENCE."
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
"Oh yeah definitely, it'd do her some good I've heard good things about using animals as therapy- THAT'S WORSE THAN FUCKING A SHEEP. AT LEAST THE SHEEP IS ALIVE
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
I s2g if they become a weird-ass emotional baggage couple thing, Archie is gonna make so many cougar jokes
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
And have such swollen balls from the kicking
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
"You don't look a day over twenty two, now please let me out the chokehold, I can't b r e a t h e - s w e e t h e a r t"
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
*drops* "Hm. Serves you right, ya thick fuck- what's for dinner tonight hon?"
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
"I ain't thick :c" *Manly sniffle*
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
"Them arms thicc as shit tho"
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
"Damn right," *Tenses biceps* "Look at t h i s"
Goddammit, Rumble, you're making me ship them
Rumble Fish
The Paradise Hunter
Funny given they seem to hate each other rn
