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I just realized that Jennifer being put as a major (because someone’s dad isn’t going to put her at a crappy rank #BornIntoRoyalFamily #FeudalismMuch?) can pull rank on all you mofo’s.

Next time Jake can’t lift a fly.

“Why do I have to lift this? And why do you not have to!? You don’t deserve that rank!”

“YOU MAGGOT WHY CANT YOU LIFT THAT PUNY FLY YOU IDIOT! I OUTRANK YOU, PRIVATE! SHOW ME MY RESPECT! NOW GO LIFT WEIGHTS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU THAT YOUR BONES BREAK!”

Archie: “I can’t do this crap. You get tae do all the cool stuff, while I’m stuck doing this shite here. You’re not even that cool when compared to me! I’m cooler! I’m a Scotsman! I’m strong! You should be looking up tae me!”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU STUPID LITTLE PEASANT I OUTRANK YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT BIRD! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 69, MAGGOT!”

Milly: *squeaks*

“DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT ME!? I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, MAGGOT! I HAPPEN TO OUTRANK YOU SO GO WALK ON A LOG OVER A PIT OF SHARP KILLING SPIKE WITH YOUR GOOD EYE BLINDFOLDED!”


Get ready, boys. Major Jennifer is about to make your lives hell, maggots. :horns:
 
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I just realized that Jennifer being put as a major (because someone’s dad isn’t going to put her at a crappy rank #BornIntoRoyalFamily #FeudalismMuch?) can pull rank on all you mofo’s.

Next time Jake can’t lift a fly.

“Why do I have to lift this? And why do you not have to!? You don’t deserve that rank!”

“YOU MAGGOT WHY CANT YOU LIFT THAT PUNY FLY YOU IDIOT! I OUTRANK YOU, PRIVATE! SHOW ME MY RESPECT! NOW GO LIFT WEIGHTS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU THAT YOUR BONES BREAK!”

Archie: “I can’t do this crap. You get tae do all the cool stuff, while I’m stuck doing this shite here. You’re not even that cool when compared to me! I’m cooler! I’m a Scotsman! I’m strong! You should be looking up tae me!”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU STUPID LITTLE PEASANT I OUTRANK YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT BIRD! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 69, MAGGOT!”

Milly: *squeaks*

“DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT ME!? I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, MAGGOT! I HAPPEN TO OUTRANK YOU SO GO WALK ON A LOG OVER A PIT OF SHARP KILLING SPIKE WITH YOUR GOOD EYE BLINDFOLDED!”


Get ready, boys. Major Jennifer is about to make your lives hell, maggots. :horns:
*screms and curls into a ball* this is gonna suck
 
I just realized that Jennifer being put as a major (because someone’s dad isn’t going to put her at a crappy rank #BornIntoRoyalFamily #FeudalismMuch?) can pull rank on all you mofo’s.

Next time Jake can’t lift a fly.

“Why do I have to lift this? And why do you not have to!? You don’t deserve that rank!”

“YOU MAGGOT WHY CANT YOU LIFT THAT PUNY FLY YOU IDIOT! I OUTRANK YOU, PRIVATE! SHOW ME MY RESPECT! NOW GO LIFT WEIGHTS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU THAT YOUR BONES BREAK!”

Archie: “I can’t do this crap. You get tae do all the cool stuff, while I’m stuck doing this shite here. You’re not even that cool when compared to me! I’m cooler! I’m a Scotsman! I’m strong! You should be looking up tae me!”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU STUPID LITTLE PEASANT I OUTRANK YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT BIRD! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 69, MAGGOT!”

Milly: *squeaks*

“DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT ME!? I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, MAGGOT! I HAPPEN TO OUTRANK YOU SO GO WALK ON A LOG OVER A PIT OF SHARP KILLING SPIKE WITH YOUR GOOD EYE BLINDFOLDED!”


Get ready, boys. Major Jennifer is about to make your lives hell, maggots. :horns:
I'll drop and give u 69 any day bb
 
Huzzah!
Been reading up on therapy chickens, I want one! Gimme a chicken!
Okie, I'll get Archie to nick a floofy chick
(Oml tho if theres a sick bb chicken he could dump it with Milly and we can have a therapy chicken as part of the group)
 
Okie, I'll get Archie to nick a floofy chick
(Oml tho if theres a sick bb chicken he could dump it with Milly and we can have a therapy chicken as part of the group)
Can it be a silkie chicken? And Milly is probably someone who does get along more with animals a lot better than people
 
Can it be a silkie chicken? And Milly is probably someone who does get along more with animals a lot better than people
Aw man she could help around de farm *gasp*
And I dunno how popular Silkie chickens are in the US
 

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