"But I can't roll R's. How do I speak to nobles if I can't roll those?" At this point Selra actually left the sidelines. Ari at this point was an intriguing person. She didn't know if he was lying or not. But he was more wise to the ways of Nobles so maybe Ari could show her the way. Especially for those who can't roll the R.
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Oh god, Ari thought. Selra was just as clueless as these nobles. He had no choice but to keep the act going. Worse than that, he had to roll the r syllable every time for the rest of the night......... unless he taught them another lesson. "Of course, my dear Selra, there are many many ways to deal with that pesky RRRRhotic Consonant. What we just went over was called the trill. Another way is the tap, also known as the flap" He emphasized the word course with a light tap on Selra's forehead. "Think of the tap as a singular version of the trill. If you learn the trill, you already mastered the tap. For them both, say the word butter. It's spelled B-U-T-T-E-R, but it's pronounced B-U-D-D-E-R. Say that fast, as fast as you can, then stop in the dead middle of the word. You'll find yourself rrrolling the tongue. Much like with a blade, it'll take quite a bit of prrrractice to learn how to do it, so don't be discouraged if you can't get it in the first go."
Ari turned back to the crowd. His voice would pop into Selra's head. That forehead tap was nothing more than Ari establishing a telepathic connection to her. This is a true lesson, but it's also all pointless. This is just teaching these people how to pronounce the rhotic consonant in different languages.
Ari was engaging the entire crowd in this task of simply rolling the R sound. He wanted to laugh even louder. That was charisma for you. To engage a crowd of snobby nobles was like the final boss of charisma. If you could do that, you were ready to speak to anyone. Compared to Tyr's charisma, Ari's manner of engaging this crowd was in his element, whereas Tyr was better at engaging crowds in things like bars. "The next lesson is learning to speak fluently and cleanly without stuttering. Ladies, has your husband ever blundered so terrrrribly that he simply cannot be forgiven? You know, when he can't say the word right and he goes into embarrassing baby speech, as if he expect you to mother him?" He finished the rhetorical question with a sly giggle, making the women giggle as well. They were nodding in agreement, some of them giving their husbands hard stares. "A true gentleman is articulate, possessing grrreat dexterity with wordplay. Take this into mind and you'll be speaking like properly in no time."
"Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter, seized his knees and sneezed." A LOT of struggling from the crowd, as they simply couldn't grasp it, save for a few. After a minute, he moved on.
"Another one:
”Chester chooses chestnuts,
cheddar cheese with chewy chives.
He chews them and he chooses them.
He chooses them and he chews them. . .
. . .those chestnuts, cheddar cheese
and chives in cheery, charming chunks.” Again, a lot of struggling. Some of them forgot the words after he said them. Some of them complained it was simply too hard for them to grasp, and Ari laughed.
"Well this one isn't about me or anyone other than the Queen and the High Prophetess........so here's the last one, much easier:
"Moses supposes his toeses are roses......"
Avery took over, not missing a beat from Ari. "......but Moses supposes errroneously."
Ari caught it back. ".........But Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses........"
"........As Moses supposes his toeses to be."
Elaina squealed in delight and joined them on the stage, grabbing an instrument from one of the musicians and standing in front of the orchestra
"Moses supposes his toeses are roses
but Moses supposes errroneously
A rose is a rose
A mose is a mose
A toes is a toes.
Hupidubidu!"
They repeated the beginning again, with Elaina starting to direct the orchestra. He managed to turn tribalistic beating into a weirdly interesting lesson in Rhotic Cosonants, and now into a full musical number. Ari and Avery started tap dancing and jumping around in perfect sync, putting on an impressive display of dance, music, and speech skill, as well as magic skill for impressive aesthetics.
They ended with an enormous applause from the crowd. That was entertainment for you, not that crappy elevator music they were expected to dance to
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