Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Jakiro]

@SimonBlackquill has a really long sword ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Tonstad39]

@Faultier is made entirely out of iorn

 

[Jakiro]

@Tonstad39 is made out of stacked, 1 lbs Gummi bears.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Faultier knows that iv'e been candy my whole existance and slain me instantly for i was but a lv. 5 mob

 

[Jakiro]

@Tonstad39 was actually a Lv. 99 Unholy Keebordsmasher equipped with the Alieumware Maws, a 0.01% drop 1337lewt gained from slaying the Legendary-Rare-Ultimate-DLC-Expansion-Only-Limited-Edition Troll Warlord 420 times in 360yolonoscope difficulty, using HAX to pose as a lvl 5 jelly cube.


Reported cause Tonstad is also a Russian spamming 'cyka blyat rush b' 24/7 in chat.

 

[Soul Stealer]

Faultier is never alone because he has 146 cats around him at all time, all of which have overly-human names. Like Jeffery..

 

[Xena]

@Soul Stealer actually steals hair

 

[Risk]

Xena is actually a prince.

 

[Xena]

@Bub is a member of 4chan

 

[SimonBlackquill]

John @Xena is unable to be seen by commonfolk

 

[Xena]

@SimonBlackquill is a commonfolk

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Xena isn't JOHN CENA *music plays* but is actually TOM BRADY!

 

[SimonBlackquill]

@KuroNoKami39has ears filled with wax. she isn't John Cena but John @Xena

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@SimonBlackquill filled my ears with wax ); 

 

[Xena]

@SimonBlackquill has 2 valentines! *gaspu*


@KuroNoKami39 eats ear wax for fun :3

 

[Pl@inum]

@Xena is a literal bean


#SpinnyBeansMakeMemes

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pl@inum will congratulate me because i found a new silhouette boyfriend!

 

[Tonstad39]

that sounds good, but @KuroNoKami39 now has to go to group therapy

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad39 is a Pacific Sea Monster born in the Dead Sea.


That explains the salt tolerance

 

[Tonstad39]

@Pl@inum thinks its funny to mock beasts like myself *breaches in front of a container barge*

 

[Quillicious]

@Tonstad39 likes big butts, and he cannot lie.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Quillicious can't fight this feeling anymore or ever.

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad39 jusT GOT SHOT WITH A POISON DART SOMEONE SEND HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Tonstad39]

@Pl@inum has to help me-OWW, damn poachers!

 

[Quillicious]

@Tonstad39 has ignited the fourth reich.