Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Pl@inum]

@Quillicious is a vet.


SAVE @Tonstad39 DON'T JUST STAND THERE

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pl@inum won't be worrying because... MY BOYFRIEND IS ALSO A VET! HE CAN SAVE @Tonstad39!! RIGHT OLLY?! *holds up the dead body of a blonde boy wearing a vet's outfit*

 

[Quillicious]

@KuroNoKami39 is secretly the world's greatest ancient nordic shaman.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Quillicious is the one who made me go insane, good thing i have Olly to keep me company! *hugs 'Olly'*

 

[Quillicious]

@KuroNoKami39 is a...necrophiliac. i didn't make them go nuts, i just told them the secret of life cause we were buds.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

what @Quillicious didn't know was that my old boyfriend made me this way instead of them, i just like blaming everyone other then him!

 

[Black Jade]

//what  . . . what even . . . what is  . . . what? 0-0

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Mori-Jin doesn't know how to lie

 

[Black Jade]

@KuroNoKami39 is racist to laptops

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Mori-Jin means the good racist, to where i hold laptops above all else. except for Olly, he's the bestest!

 

[Black Jade]

@KuroNoKami39 Secretly hates Olly, as she curses them day after day, waiting for their damnation and plotting their revenge.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Mori-Jin didn't know that i already killed Olly, now i'm just hate Fxxking their corpse when nobody's watching like my old boyfriend wanted to do to me!

 

[Black Jade]

 @KuroNoKami39 Secretly loved it, every bit of it, as they had the strangest kink obsession.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Mori-Jin secretly loves being told their trash, nothing, that they're constantly wrong, and being tortured physically while their partner says 'i really like you!' and never actually being told 'i love you' like they're ashamed of them, too! 

 

[Black Jade]

@KuroNoKami39 Secretly had an affair with a bed-sheet, their hand, the ghost of Alexander Hamilton, and Hermoinie grangers tumblr fandom, all while loving the mental, physical, spiritual, and sexual abuse that they gave them.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Mori-Jin just named all the people my boyfriend had an affair with too, though they forgot this chick named Alice who he knocked up, they can be forgiven if they can tell me how to stop being so messed up!

 

[Black Jade]

@KuroNoKami39 Just named the first few letters of the alphabet, as well as Olly, who was still thinking about them through all of the kinky strange he had ever since the break up.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Mori-Jin doesn't know how to fix me!

 

[Black Jade]

@KuroNoKami39 Was secretly the one who broke themselves, after a loooooong jack off spree.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Mori-Jin has FINALLY figured out that my true gender is *school bell rings as i speak* 

 

[Quillicious]

@KuroNoKami39 is actually a...


*hit by a bus*

 

[Black Jade]

@KuroNoKami39  Secretly doesn't even know their gender, as they contemplate this over their bar of chocolate and tea that they packed for lunch,

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Mori-Jin has learned the concept of ninja'ing when addressing the god of ninja's

 

[Black Jade]

@KuroNoKami39  Was secretly the demi-god child of the god of ninjas! As well with their brother/sister @Quillicious

 

[Nidelia]

@Mori-Jin Is secretly plotting to overthrow the demi-god child of the god of ninja's to hopefully take his powers.