Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Xena]

@IctoraPost Isn't actually an envelope, but an image on an envelope

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Xena's ninja'd-ness has given me a promotion to an actual ninja god!

 

[IctoraPost]

@KuroNoKami39 has been swapping between being a lesser ninja god and a lesser ninja janitor god and not a lesser ninja anything god and is making me confused.


Well. I got double ninja'd and now it looks like I actually wasn't ninja'd at all.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost's confusion feeds me and gives me power

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has to go to her first therapy session mediated by a Valkriye

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 is that Valkyrie.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost is coming with me because I'm scared and I think I drowned a monster baby in booze and omg my problems are catching up to me! Quick! Who has the weed offerings?!?

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has to tell me what makes her so dependant on substances.

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 should conduct an investigation.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost already knows what makes me so dependent on mah booze and weed, now if you'll excuse me. I have a shrine to raid! (My own shrine, but still...!)

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 isn't going anywhere *locks the door* 

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is a party pooper

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 should lock the windows as well.


@KuroNoKami39 is increasing her ninjaness.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost is cementing my status as the new ninja god

 

[Xena]

@KuroNoKami39 is not a real ninja!!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Xena is not wearing a real flower crown

 

[SimonBlackquill]

@KuroNoKami39 is not a real person and therefore is gender-fluid with the same body proportions as each of our own preferences making @KuroNoKami39 the perfect partner...somewhat. Once you remove the crazy.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@SimonBlackquill has the same reasoning as to why I started to abuse substances

 

[SimonBlackquill]

@KuroNoKami39 Is the reason why i started abusing substances

 

[KuroNoKami39]

what @SimonBlackquill didn't know was that my true gender is *train passes by as I say it, muffling my voice from being heard*

 

[SimonBlackquill]

@KuroNoKami39assuming of course you aren't already going to conceive my child

 

[Xena]

@SimonBlackquill Isnt a real lawyer o-0

 

[SimonBlackquill]

@Xenaisn't a real princess

 

[Xena]

@SimonBlackquill's real name is nomis

 

[SimonBlackquill]

@Xenais a warrior princess, with the first name of "John"