Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is getting a phone call from Odin

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 was supposed to monitor my alcohol and weed intake but failed and landed me in a hospital for a full day

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39's cell phone is ringing

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is pressing his ear against my cell phone with me as i answer it

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is being scolded about substance abuse by a norse god.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 noticed that i screamed "I'M A PACKET HERO!!" then hung up abruptly on the norse god

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has to go to rehab

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 IS COMING WITH ME FOR MORAL SUPPORT!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is capavle of quitting

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is still one of my only friends, therefore, they must come with me

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is now with me at the rehab centre in Valhalla

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 will soon get used to me holding onto their arm in a death grip...

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is being gawked at by the spirits of old vikings.

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad39 is too (Don't lie that you are not, boi)

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pl@inum is with us as my other only friend

 

[SimonBlackquill]

@KuroNoKami39 is going to give birth to my child.

 

[IctoraPost]

@SimonBlackquill should be ashamed for helping to create another monstrosity.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost should also be ashamed for implying I should get rid of my lil' montrosity before it's even born!

 

[Xena]

@KuroNoKami39 voted for ted cruz because he's the zodiac killer

 

[IctoraPost]

@Xena voted for Tom Brady because he's some random guy from somewhere.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost is a disciple of Tom Brady

 

[Xena]

@KuroNoKami39 Secretly is tom brady

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Xena knows my true gender

 

[IctoraPost]

@Xena is secretly Tom Brady's hair.


@KuroNoKami39's true gender is not worth the ninjaing.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost was ninja'd by the lesser ninja god