Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[lostwanderer]

What Collinbu98 said is partly true.

 

[Collinbu98]

lostwanderer is otherwise a very boring individual with a very uninteresting life.

 

[lostwanderer]

Collinbu98 likes to try on old wedding dresses and walk the runway with it

 

[Collinbu98]

lostwanderer watches me while I do it and quite enjoys the performance.

 

[Coyote Hart]

Collinbu98 once forced Hatsune Miku to sing "Here comes the bride"

 

[lostwanderer]

Coyote Hart is the groom

 

[Tonstad39]

lostwanderer has slept with Ringo Starr in 1963.

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 was the actual mask in The Mask.

 

[lostwanderer]

IctoraPost contains cans of spam

 

[Tonstad39]

lostwanderer played a starring role in Moulin Rouge

 

[Collinbu98]

Tonstad39 can only count to the letter C.

 

[IctoraPost]

Collinbu98 is actually the god of 18° angles.

 

[lostwanderer]

IctoraPost is not made of recyclable material.

 

[IctoraPost]

lostwanderer is not spamming my alerts right now.

 

[Risk]

IctoraPost is a scammer.

 

[lostwanderer]

Risk is really not making me stay in the forum games longer than usual

 

[Tonstad39]

lostwanderer is responsible for an infomercial on my tv this morning.

 

[lostwanderer]

Tonstad39 is the reason why my lower back hurts like hell right now

 

[Collinbu98]

lostwanderer stole my shoe! And then I had to chase after her half barefoot through the park, and then I stepped in a puddle, and I had to shower for half an hour to get all that gunk off and I still haven't found where she went so now I have to walk around town with only one shoe calling out to try and find her. It's okay, though, because I'll find her eventually; I stole her shoe, too!

 

[Tonstad39]

Collinbu98 is a rat who lives in Italy and eats a human's Romano

 

[Collinbu98]

Tonstad39 enjoys telling lies about others to make himself feel less insecure about all of his own shortcomings.

 

[Tonstad39]

Collinbu98 is the smartest rat in the world

 

[official clown business]

Tonstad39 is a compulsive liar who has never spent a single day of her life outside this thread. That would explain why the mask looks the way it does.

 

[Tonstad39]

official clown business is part pig who dares insult the order! His words hold no merit and belongs in a beastiary!

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 is being told a lie.