Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 mixed up the dates for the purge and Mardi Gras.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean has no talent

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 thought the pythagorean theorem had to do with the speed at which a balloon loses its helium.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean huz assimulatted muh

 

[Hall Kervean]

Yus become assimilated
Tonstad39 can't participate in their school talent show because when they attempted to sign up for gymnastics, they tripped on the way to the sign-up table.
Thrice.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean beat Allah at arm wrestling causing theologians across the Muslim world to feint

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 can only sing to the eighth day of Christmas before falling asleep.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean slain a dragon with enough energy to create a new island for Blackpool's airport

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 tried to kiss a bench because he was inebriated with three times the legal limit.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean had sex with an Extraterrestrial supermodel because he was inebriated with a hundred times their legal limit

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 once worked in a retail store, but was fired after an incident that was filmed for our viewing pleasure:

 

[IctoraPost]

Hall Kervean is actually a Chef Exeggutor Office.

 

[h2h0e]

IctoraPost is a creepy murderer

 

[The Mechanist]

h2h0e is actually a very caring person

 

[h2h0e]

(That's not a lie.....)

 

[Hall Kervean]

The Mechanist can't construct anything mechanical to save his life, his friends' lives, and those of seventeen puppies.

 

[lostwanderer]

Hall Kervean died in the meteor fall that wiped most of the dinosaurs

 

[h2h0e]

lostwanderer is telling the truth
(this is my lie for you easily confused)

 

[lostwanderer]

h2h0e whacks kittens with a toy hammer

 

[Hall Kervean]

lostwanderer gave hundreds of perishable food items to a food drive that specifically said nonperishable food items... and she knew it.

 

[official clown business]

Hall Kervean is the weirdest looking teapot I've ever seen. I wouldn't pour tea out of that.

 

[Tonstad39]

official clown business is a garbage man

 

[Collinbu98]

Tonstad39 recently engaged in a sexual encounter with your mother!

 

[IctoraPost]

Collinbu98 is actually time.

 

[Hall Kervean]

IctoraPost dictates what they post on RPN because they're blind.