Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[KRONOS]

The guy above offered me a case of mayonnaise after I helped him move Into his new apartment...

...he makes me sick...

 

[Tonstad39]

KuroNoKami39 is being bloodletted while being drowned in the detergent

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Tonstad39 is allowing me to fall into the dark abyss that is being shut off...

Also the angels and god notice that I don't exactly have blood to bloodlet with sooo... *shrug*

 

[IctoraPost]

The mask is slowly being extracted from KuroNoKami39 by a friendly swordfish.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

IctoraPost needs to rewind me too! Whilst I sink into the void that is nothingness...

 

[Tonstad39]

KuroNoKami39 now has golden gears and is now being greased by the detergent as it mixes with the grease

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should go and rewind KuroNoKami39 or else he's not getting his mask back.

 

[Tonstad39]

@has me slipping around the pool site as only gods diving touch slows me down

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should be better at diving than god, being a mershark and all.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost doesn't know that god is ambivalent without any particular attributes! I did end up sliding into the detergent filled pool, the pool cut away at my butteriness and I was able to save KuroNoKami39

 

[KuroNoKami39]

I just want Tonstad39 to know, if I don't make it, he was always my little bitch...*cough cough*

Oh wait, I'm perfectly fine, well, I'm gonna go home, get SHxTfaced, anyone coming with? *starts walking away anyways*

 

[Tonstad39]

KuroNoKami39 was branded by god with a cross shaped tramp stamp before being teleported home.

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should follow. *follows*

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost gave me a good idea *follows KuroNoKami39 *

 

[lostwanderer]

Tonstad39 is being led to a trap

 

[Tonstad39]

lostwanderer is better than us!

 

[lostwanderer]

Tonstad39 is secretly thinking that to be true.

 

[Count Gensokyo]

lostwanderer is one of the reptilians.

 

[Tonstad39]

Count Gensokyo Is a grey who wants to enslave humanity

 

[A-1]

Tonstad39 totally stole that mask out of a movie prop museum.

 

[Hall Kervean]

A-1 can't momentum to save their life.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean Lives in Indonesia and feeds on blood.

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 lives in the Indian Ocean and feeds on apple juice.

 

[A-1]

IctoraPost envelope is full of one hundred dollars bills and silver dollars.

 

[Tonstad39]

A-1 is a sentient bottle of sauce who tells her human to post each word for her