Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[KuroNoKami39]

Tonstad39 will gently FxxK god up the ass with a chainsaw

 

[lostwanderer]

KuroNoKami39 should gently slap god with a swordfish

 

[KuroNoKami39]

lostwanderer is done with his yandere waifu I assume?

 

[IctoraPost]

King Fxx has heard KuroNoKami39 's call, and has shipped in a boatload of swordfish for god-slapping use. Also, the honey has arrived and is being slowly poured into the pool of holy mysticallness.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

IctoraPost has just saved me through the power of mcguffin on steroids, it just goes to show kids! Who needs love or friendship when you've got mcguffin!

 

[Tonstad39]

lostwanderer is now being put under investigation by angels

KuroNoKami39 is being drowned in the pool of holiness by god to make him physically and spiritually pure

IctoraPost 's honey is sucking up KuroNoKami39 's sins and vices

 

[lostwanderer]

KuroNoKami39 is not at all wrong about that. i killed her with her Louboutin stilletos

Tonstad39 enjoys fishing Kuro from the holy pool

 

[KuroNoKami39]

What Tonstad39 doesn't realize is that I'm eating the honey faster then they can purify me

lostwanderer is going down with me if I get purified!!

 

[Tonstad39]

lostwanderer will break me out of prison

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Tonstad39 will now free me via mcguffins on steroids

 

[lostwanderer]

A magical box would emerge in Tonstad39 's jail cell

KuroNoKami39 dragged me to hell with her

 

[Tonstad39]

KuroNoKami39 is now visibly gaining weight due to honey and the sin-divinity feud inside him

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 is making me retype my thing every few seconds.

 

[Tonstad39]

I'm now opening lostwanderer 'a box

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 is being watched opening the box by my secret underwater cameras.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

IctoraPost is making me question how obsessed i am with this thread...

 

[lostwanderer]

In Tonstad39 's box, both KuroNoKami39 and IctoraPost see that it contains the greatest mystery of the world: a tub of b u t t e r

 

[Tonstad39]

KuroNoKami39 is currently obese as god flopped him out of the pool

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Tonstad39 has forced me to cut myself open and watch as the honey pours out of my stomach meanwhile the sins have already been reabsorbed...

 

[KRONOS]

I hear the guy above has an odd... mayonnaise fixation... kinda creeps me out...

...ughh(shivers)... disgusting...

 

[IctoraPost]

As KuroNoKami39 does that, the tub of butter jumped out of the box and began expanding in size, filling up the room.

KRONOS is the one with the mayo addiction. The guy above only has a honey one.

 

[Tonstad39]

KuroNoKami39 WILL do god's work and convert his shrines into churches to spread the truth of the holy trinity trinity trinity!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

While IctoraPost gawkes at the butter, they fail to realize how exotic the butter truly is!

Tonstad39 is a traitor, I thought I could trust them! Oh well, just gonna burn their mask in the fires of hell then!

 

[Tonstad39]

KuroNoKami39 is now tied to a wooden cross while being dumped into another swimming pool filled entirely with detergent as I slip through the bars and past all the paladins

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Tonstad39 ' mask has been shoved into my gears and now I realize how stuuu- *shuts down due to system obstruction...*