Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[lostwanderer]

Tonstad39 enjoys surprising people with their relative's severed body parts

 

[Collinbu98]

lostwanderer doesn't actually know how to spell very well and puts all of her posts through spell-check first.

 

[lostwanderer]

Collinbu98 has a sense of acuteness that happens whenever he notices that the picture frame is slightly tilted

 

[Collinbu98]

lostwanderer only tells lies about people that are actually true about herself.

 

[Idea]

Collinbu98 was the first man to puke on the moon

 

[Tonstad39]

Idea owns several offshore oil drills

 

[Collinbu98]

Tonstad39 hasn't left their mother's basement in the past twenty years.

 

[Idea]

Tonstad39 came up with the purge... and started ahead

Collinbu98 is secretely a ninja whose purpose in life is posting right in front of my posts

 

[Tonstad39]

Idea Asassinated Queen Ariel XII of Atlantis

 

[Coyote Hart]

Tonstad39 did not post here about 3 minutes before I posted

 

[Hall Kervean]

Coyote Hart joined the Yakuza.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean has a way to make communism work without Orwellian censorship or gulags

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 knows me not at all.

 

[Coyote Hart]

Hall Kervean once went to Hogwarts, thinking it was Camp Half Blood

 

[Hall Kervean]

Coyote Hart thinks I know what either of them mean. (I'm uncultured)

 

[Collinbu98]

Hall Kervean just triggered the profanity filtered with the word I'm uncultured.

 

[Tonstad39]

Collinbu98 Is over 500 years old and is a false god in Krasnoyarsk

 

[Coyote Hart]

Tonstad39 once bought 12 hot dogs, all from different places. The first store was from Pizza Schimiza, the second from Costco, the third from a trashcan, the fourth from Best Buy, the fifth from Crunchyroll's store, the sixth from Starbucks, the seventh from Gfuel.com (Hopefully that doesn't link), the eighth from Subway, the ninth from the Black Market, the tenth from Walmart, the eleventh from the NIKE employee store, and the twelfth came from the Monster's Inc cafeteria. He ate all of them in less than 1 minute.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Coyote Hart thinks you pay for what you get from trash cans.

 

[Coyote Hart]

Hall Kervean clicked this link and didn't regret it https://goo.gl/z2uQwm
#BadMemes

 

[Hall Kervean]

Coyote Hart thought I would regret that.
He was wrong.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean Has a woafully inadequate sized heart

 

[Coyote Hart]

Tonstad39 types in font size 3 text without knowing it.
And is a bad speler

 

[lostwanderer]

Coyote Hart commits no spelling mistakes

 

[Collinbu98]

lostwanderer is actually just a very culturally developed and mature four year old girl with access to her father's work computer.